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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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Change in Plans

Wolfie Edit: Ok, Aka, I dont have any problem with you. But aka is a smart bean (lol). Guys, dont go hard on him, he may have already been leader, but in a way thats good! This means that Aka knows what to expect and can handle the situation in the best of ways. Also, not many people are on at 11:00, so at least no new recruits will know the bad language we use. I approve of the horny hour, but guys, try to not curse AS much. Im not telling you not to curse at all, just limit it.

Aka here.

Going to start making my first decisions as leader right now.

1. Giving Your Rank Away

Starting now, no owners (other than leaders) or moderators will be able to give ranks away without two of the three leaders agreeing on it. Reason? We aren’t an army where you play for a long time, and when your friend suddenly joins in from another army and you give your rank to him as some kind of gesture of kindness, that is a blatant insult to everyone who actually has to work for that rank. Might the person be qualified for the rank? Maybe. But when someone who has been here for 2 years or more gives the higher mod rank to someone who has only been here for a week/month, you’ve essentially screwed over the guy who was waiting for a promotion all that time. So derp.

2. Chat

Some problems have arisen on chat, and I will deal with them now.

  • ZOMG NACHOS R GUNNA FALL WITH THREE LEADERS!

All I can say to this is “Wow…” because there really isn’t a better way to put it. Tanman and I have been leaders for less than a week, and you are already judging us? I am still on leave, so you can stop instantly pc’ing me as soon as I get on to get on and/or commenting on “how lazy the leaders are.” Wanna know my day? As soon as I get home, I get on the site. I approve or mark comments as spam, add everyone to the ranks, either make or think about possible posts, get on chat for a few minutes, then get off to do homework. When I am done with homework (by now around 7:00 at night), I get back on for a few minutes, check my facebook, then get off to eat. I take a shower and go to bed. I told you all that if I was to become leader I wouldn’t be all that active and if a battle were to arise Cooper would lead in my place. Believe me, I’m trying to help as much as I can with the little time I have. As for Pie and Tan, they can speak for themselves.

Gee, I went off topic, hah.

  • Wow something didn’t go my way, so now I’m going to rebel.

Have fun, friend. We tried all we could to get you to stay, but nothing of value will be lost anyway.

  • AKA HAS BEEN LEADER FOREVER!

Of course. I’ve got experience in leading, and I’ve made some good friends as leader. Why the hell else would I be leading?

  • SPAM SPAM SPAM

I’ve noticed we are having too much spam on the chat. Since all of you with nit-pick every little detail, I will tell you what spam is. Spam is an acronym for Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Spam can come in any number of varieties, from the meat variety to smiley spam to repeating something over and over. Spam is also advertising on chat, for any reason. Spam includes, but is not limited to: Smiley spam, advertising, repeating a phrase over and over, saying something over and over, and being a general nuisance to chat goers. The phrase “over and over” means saying the same thing at least 3 times within a certain time period that will be decided by the leaders.

  • The future of Horny Hour

Out of the goodwill of my heart, I am going to bring Horny Hour back. From 11:00pm to 12:00am EST, say all of the sexual language you want. However, any excessive sexual language outside of that hour will be a kick, another kick, then a ban. The leaders will decide what excessive is. However, any of that language directed toward a owner on chat (i.e me) can be an immediate ban. So don’t say that shit toward me.

Aka

Big deal, I like Mass Effect >.>

15 Responses

  1. No comment. You do whatever you want, Aka, while I sit and laugh at you.

    Aka-Cool beans, bro. Doubt you could do anything other than laugh anyway, so I’ll be nice for the special need child here.

    • I like to respond to comments.Dunno why.

    • Wow, dude. You amuse me. See, I hate it when the Nachos are in “normal” zone. I hate it when things are orderly. But I try to come to events anyway. I love it when we thrive and people come up with brilliant ideas. I praise those people. But the times of chaos are where the real fun comes in. People are confused, angry, whiny, and insulting nonstop. I love it when people exchange insults that get dumber by the minute. I love it when people complain about things, and then authors reply, trying to explain it (as if it really mattered) and making themselves look like idiots. I love to watch owners punish people to try to “teach people a lesson” when the punishments don’t even mean anything. Take getting fired, for example. If I was fired, I wouldn’t take it personally, even if it is personal. Sometimes, for added fun, I like to add in a comment that adds chaos to the scene, and see if owners try to answer it and make themselves look like idiots by trying to argue with me, their reasons and instults getting stupider by the minute. At first, no one replyed. That’s good. The owners make decisions that are necessary and don’t try to deny the consequences. Then, that’s were YOU came along, Aka, editing every comment that you don’t agree and try to counter it. I love it. You’re gold to me. Then, when I put in a little something, you gobble it up, explaining away, the insults getting more retarded by the minute. You say I’m “angry”. Because of my massive case of ADHD, my brain doesn’t allow me to remember or have emotions for more than a few seconds before I focus on something else. Obviously, I couldn’t care less about the decisions being made, just the reaction. And now, fortunately, you’ve cracked, giving me the most idiotic insult, calling me “special needs kid”, which is offensive to actual special needs kid. It took you a while to crack, but you did. So please, carry on… how would you reply to this comment, which, for the first time, is actually true?

      Aka-This will be last comment since you and I are just adding spam to the site.

      Question for you: If you have ADHD, then how did you manage to write all of that?
      Did you think I cared if people got offended? People nowadays need to lose the hypersensitivity.
      I’m not arguing at all. I’m discussing things. Arguements are when anger is involved, when this obviously isn’t anger.
      I don’t counter pointless arguements. If I wanted to counter every arguement, you’d see alot more “AKA SUCKS ACP RULES” comments on here with my editing at the bottom. Those comments get moved to spam.
      I do not feel as if I am making myself look like an idiot. You are just another Kong who comes in and carries out long arguements which make yourself seem like an ass :/

  2. :0 aka i love you

  3. Now since we actually have a decent leader I might join

  4. Gah. You make a post to make people like you? What a sad child.

    Aka-Not really. It is an unintended consequence for people to like me, because I love the hate.

  5. hmmm yep logan thats what chats what chat is like

  6. Mass effect does pwn

  7. i might not mind aka as leader now since hebrough horny hour back (wary)

  8. Horny hour is back?

  9. yay aka ;D :3

  10. Idc if there’s Horny hour or not (I’m in school, anyways), but I still like Aka as a leader. He did good before, and he will (hopefully) do good again.

  11. epic speech man. I had no idea spam was an acronym(unless u amazingly made that up)

    Aka-:D

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