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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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Look At What The Top 10 Has Done.

At approximately 9:20 PM EST, the NEW Top 10 was published on the CPAC site, by Godplaya. Prior to the creation of this Top 10, the debate about eliminating the Top 10 was thrown around, and by my knowledge the majority agreed to eliminate it. However, the problem is not in the Top 10 itself. It is in the power that the people of Club Penguin armies assume that the Top 10 has. For example, take the Army of Club Penguin. Over their years of being at the top, it has increasingly become harder to swallow their pride. When Godplaya ranked the Night Warriors and the Army of Club Penguin as #1, this infuriated  ACP, causing Mchappy to declare war:

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https://i0.wp.com/i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/mchappyawr.png

Some of you might be asking, “so what is the problem?”

Yes, the Top 10 helps increase war. BUT, it is not the war which most armies actually seek. War for a spot in the Top 10 is the kind of war that takes place over WordPress and XAT.  Arguing over the amount of troops that both armies received in battle is usually the majority of actual fighting that takes place. When two armies like the Night Warriors and the ACP try to fight each other, they are too large for one room. There will be no definite winner when the two armies are in totally different rooms; thus begins the flame wars over who won. Following the battle, both armies will post on their site, boasting their numbers, and insulting the opposing army to no end.

Over time, both sides realize their childish ways, and make a treaty. This monotonous cycle will keep occurring as long as the people of Club Penguin armies assume that the Top 10 is “almighty.” The Top 10 is one man’s opinion, and will always be an opinion. Unless there is an unbiased judge who keeps points of battles, and averages out points after every month, to determine which army did the best against certain armies, then the Top 10 will never be completely accurate. The flaw in this, is that Club Penguin armies are not like this. Club Penguin armies are like in football, where one day a team can have an off day, but the next week they can play like the Packers(SEE? EVEN I’M BIASED!!).

In conclusion, STOP TAKING THE TOP TEN SO SERIOUSLY. It is one man’s opinion, and the concept of there being an ABSOLUTE Top 10 is foolish. Club Penguin armies are NOT about crunching numbers, it is fighting it out going day to day.

Without further ado, the REAL Top 10:

1. P.E.N.I.S (Person’s Elite Night Imperialist Soldiers): As of tonight, P.E.N.I.S have been showing magnificent growth, and they now boast a size greater than any thing that has ever been seen before. P.E.N.I.S continues their pounding of servers like Sleet, Mammoth, and Rocky Road without stopping.
2. ACP, NW, Nachos, IW, IV, FW, UMA, AR: No one cares about these crap armies.

***Person1233***

12 Responses

  1. Best post on the site.

  2. You didn’t include everything I said…

  3. What I hate about NW is they always think there gonna win. They did that with the last battle and it was a tie xD

    • oh and every other army does not think that way? NExt time there is a battle between two armies after the battle check their sites and then tell me that NW only does this. -.-

  4. all armies are giving their best to be the best

  5. I don’t get the Top Ten. You want to see which army’s better than yours? Look at pics, for heaven’s sake. Don’t rely on someone else, who will obviously be biased.

  6. I’m glad P.E.N.I.S (Person’s Elite Night Imperialist Soldiers) is number one. :3

  7. Best top 10 ever. 😆

  8. V.A.G.I.N.A.!1!11 LOL SI SO MUCH BTER THAN P.E.N.I.S. !!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL

  9. Stoupid acp peepel.

    NACHOZ FOREVUR!!!

    ~Nachoz til i die

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