Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Tan Edit:I love you 😦

Hola Nachos, it’s Zayer. Today is an important day for me- today, marks the official final day of my army career. Yes, I’m retiring. I’m not really sure what you’re supposed to say in a retirement post-no one really outlines it for you, so I’m basically going to try and tell you about my cp warfare career and thank everyone.

My Cp Life:

Well I started cp probably around 2007, but I joined cp armies around 2008. Not as long as most true, and I didn’t join at the age of 8 or 9 like many people- but rather around 11 or 12, so already I was at a slow start in my career. I first joined after seeing GIANT wars between nachos and fevers army- when 90 nachos was what filled up a room. Being one of the worst rogues you could be, I of course thought I was leader and tried to lead the nachos often times. It didn’t work so well, but I eventually found them through one of persons youtube videos and joined.

Now, starting off as a nacho, I’m surprised I didn’t go to ACP. I would consider myself an uber-noob back then. I have literally taken examples from all the armies I’ve been through, and I have yet to find someone worse then I was (though maybe some were equal in nature) I won’t go into detail, but it took me a while to change. I started my own army called universal. A good idea and it did actually help me in some aspects. I met my first real friend Jtzink or Jake, and he became a second leader. Darthman was my 3rd friend and he became a co-leader. After countless merges and random collaborations with different armies my 3 man army ended up merging into a number 8 army (snow troops I think it was) and I was their 4ic. They soon died out, but before they did that rank took me many places in many armies including WW, HSA, ACP 😆 , IW, almost RFW, and even becoming leader of Black Bandits. I gained many friendships without gaining too much popularity and eventually quit most of them to come back to the nachos. I worked up to 4ic and soon my activeness faltered. As 3ic elections came, I was soon thrown through countless rebellions, retirements etc. I was soon 3ic and trying my best to prove I was the best. Still a noob at heart, I often times lost my temper and rage quit chat (and yes, I still do) . I got promted to 2ic. My soon lifelong cp dream of becoming a leader seemed too good to be true, yet i was excited for it to happen none-the-less. Suddenly, in a forever-changing rebellion, billy was over thrown. Ranks were thrown around, and in a serious of ensuing rebellions, owner ranks and mod ranks were completely changed. I was demoted to 3ic and have stayed that way ever since. I lost hope of becoming leader, I got an active social life, and as I entered high school- cp battles seemed a thing of the past. Now I only came on for chat buddies. I soon realized that I was making a bad decision and that me holding that 3ic spot when someone else who was more active deserved it, was unfair. So, I tried to become more active to no avail. So here we are- I am retiring. Battles aren’t fun for me anymore, and chat is my only motivation (that and my love for the nacho army). So now, here I am, saying goodbye-somewhat.

I’m not leaving altogether like many of you may have thought. I’m simply becoming an advisor so I can still come on chat, attend occasional battles, and try to help the owners with decisions (what I do now just without the title 3ic ) I feel un-accomplished in some terms- I never made it to leader with nachos as I always dreamed, and I was never written in any armies legendary status. So for that, i am saddened. Yet I do not regret my choice of cp armies-because, I have met friends on here, many of which have changed my life (for the better or worse). I’m VERY glad I did this, and I would choose it over sitting at home doing nothing every time. Now, I could go into detail about my career and all the different things I’ve done, but I’m going to get to the people I’d like to thank. (I have a list, but first I’ll do my career thank yous)

1. Tan. I was your apprentice before you were even leader, you put me in your original retirement post, and you helped me make the decisions I needed to know to help me through this style of cp warfare we call fun haha

Now on to the list (yes I only thanked tan because he was the most recent help to my retiring decision. My friends will be included below for the most important reasons-being good friends. Don’t be offended because you weren’t put in with tan :P)

p.s. ANYONE ON HERE when one of you retires, give me an email or phone number or facebook or something because your awesome friends who after cp I want to still talk and hang out with, even if we have never seen each others faces 😉

–Alessa: Hey boo! haha I love talkin to you and  I can’t really put in words how great you are. 😛 We have fun chatting- swishy hair and deep voice lol good times- keep texting me, and hopefully you’ll get a cam so we can cam once time haha

–Shaddeh: guywhoeatschickeninthecorner and one of my best nacho buds, your

an awesome singer BED INTRUDER 😀

–Billy:Part time rape buddy, cool nacho leader, funny guy

–Person : Practically the best nacho leader I’ve met (Idk bout shadow and nyg i wasnt around) but your the one who inspired me to get where I am today. Thank you

–KAT:katie, kitkat, so glad i met you. there’s nothing else to say-you’re one of meh besties. Lots of fun, hope we can keep talking with each other =P me to try my best for 3ic, wish you the best in what you do

–aka: kinda mentor, kinda awesome, you always knew what to say- pretty funny. hope to see you around some time baka xP

–keer :keer, keerios, keerstin your an awesome friend, and while you go through some pretty rough times, you always stick through and you are fun to talk to sista 😛

–Matt: only known you a little while, you were my first shoutout in a nacho post. your a funny friend and  another rape buddy. hope to see you go through the ranks as I do

–pwn: the naked wonder. what can I say. thank God you didn’t become normal- the world surely would have exploded. you’ll get nacho owner, don’t worry about it. in the mean time, keep your pants off.

–drselden: idk where you went, but man you were one of the first people i met when I was here, you were a really cool guy, and you have some real hard things going on, i hope all goes well man.

shevy: A great girl, bff’s, times  go up and down but you never stop coming on chat and believing- keep going, there’s better times ahead.

jtzink: I think you were my first legit friend on here- universal army. i still cry when I think about it… jk not really but my first army that kinda got me where I am today ironiclly, even though we only got 3 people in it lol. You a real bud, and though sometimes a little strange, i wouldn’t want you normal.

darthman: The second guy i met on here like jtzink, you helped me with my first army, and im to have met you mooseman. keep goin

50: while hated by many, that doesn’t stop your awesome ideas and plans to help the nachos, and you are nice to talk to. maybe we’ll lead together if i can hurry to leader haha.

rjm: im one of your epic friends, so i guess your one of mine lol- fun tinychatting, you have a strange laugh…. oh oh oh there she goes, she got up, she went into the kitchen, oh she got a cookie, oh shes back lmao

obby: only known you from tinychat at first, your hilarious and a good nacho- i hope you do make it back to owner one day- you’d be a HOF

linkin: ridikulus fist pump and deep voice your a cool dude who was one of the first nacho leaders I admired with person and aka, because the medals page, person had over 100,000’s, aka had a few 1000, you had 12 rofl. a cool guy, hope you stick around

hersh:hersheh! (hug) lol everyday. a cool IW 3ic, keep it up man, and incase i didnt say it enough, HAPPY BIRTHDAY (7 days ago lol) 10/10/10 😛

sk8ter: brotha from a notha motha, your an awesome guy who can be a tad noobish, but comes up with freakin HILARIOUS army names, and is cool to talk with. keep workin- you’ll get there

chuck: helped me in my first army, and in over 50 armies, your a ridiculous dude who has a life and actually keeps up with all this :S and an awesome leader in whatever army you joined, who could forget you

bobby: im a special friend of yours, your a special friend of mine. great times in uma, your a cool dude, dont stop.

Mr.dunning: dcp lol. your a good leader, never stopping to believe that you can get us to rise. youll be a great owner of ACP one day

ben: DCP again lol- down with doritos and stuff lol. a great leader who wanted the best for his army, no matter if you had 1 or 10 people active, you always tried your hardest. keep it up bud, youll be great.

joker: while infamously calling me gayer, your a f*Cking hilarious guy, and im yo little mexican. demanding respect without saying anything is a skill you posses, and your great.

yoda rulz: a great guy, who even through tough times, being treated unfairly and armies dying, stuck around was only positive and funny, your a great leader, and whoever has you is a very lucky army.

tanner: tanner, tanman,tanneh- however you put it, im your apprentice, your a great leader and guy in general, keep it up, i chose you as a mentor for a reason.

folay: fighting, flicking eachother off, and taking off your shirt- hilarious times and your a cool leader who went from noob i never knew to a cool friend. you may be retiring next month, but youll always be a great nacho

wolfie: i still dont see how i saw you as a ranger, when I was a mod, and then suddenly, you were 4ic within a month or two. however you did it, you definately deserved it with funny personality. wont forget ya wolf, and dont forget that if you die, i get your chickens 😛

mason: a cool guy, while sometimes arguing bout katie, your cool and fun to talk to. good luck in IW.

twitch:while being a cool guy who at one time pissed me off to an enormous amount you were a cool, apologetic friend all along, and you have now worked your way to owner in a few armies- you’ll be another great, i feel it

zee: always wanting to be kicked and hugs, your a funny friend who wsa one of the few people who acted noobish and I acted liked having around lol hope to keep seeing you on chat.

neos: milita of cp or whatever lol some funny quick times, idk how thats goin, but i hope to continue to see you on uma chat.

beast: you naughty, horny little boy in BB lol having a high temper and pissing people off wasnt a good combination often times, but you were funny and did your best with BB, good luck.

suppz: =P buddy from elites, we had some funny,great times. no real bad moments i can recall, thank you fo da pet rock =D You love hugging, and apparently fishy crackers so thought i put that in here xD you a good friend. hope to talk ta ya more ^_^

Mel: only recently started talkin ta yas and what not. Im your uncle, so stop punchin me o:

Freddy: You’re my son now I suppose and you’re funny and one of the only guys from ACP I really know and can call a friend. Keep up the jokes and pickup lines, they’ll never get old haha.

Tuck: You’re kinda mean sometimes but kinda nice at other times, so I’ll call you an acquaintance like friend. Haider =P

Hades: A friend, an ass, a total d*****, nice, kiss ass, and maybe a friend even if you don’t get my rank. Either way you’re funny and it was good to know you, even if it was for a little bit.

Dash: Dashy! You’re a pretty cool friend, and one of the few people not to abuse me when I was a noob. Thanks for that, and sorry for not putting you in :S I coulda sworn you were in here… anyways thanks for being a friend, and keep up the good work as a nacho. It wouldn’t be the same without you.

If there’s ANYONE I forgot to add, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE pc me or comment. It’s a long list and my brain is really fried after writing this. Have great lives guys, I hope you’ve appreciated having me as a friend as I have with all you guys. Hopefully one of these days, I can even meet some of you in real.

=It Aint Easy, Bein Cheesy=

=Zayer=

Tan 2nd Edit:Zayer bro, we’ve been through ALOT. I still remember you as a n00b while I was a mod begging to be my apprentice and I just couldnt refuse lol. Tinychat was the bomb.com also. I will miss you being one of my troops and being in that 3ic spot in the ranks page :(. For the final time… I LOVE YOU :(.

~Your Apprentice

-Tan

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