Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Tan Edit: My Face After I read DW’s flame posts towards us..

My fellow Nachos, we already know the Dark Warriors are backstabbing fools that can’t be trusted whatsoever. We already know they must be stopped and taught a lesson. For this reason, we have responded the Dark Warriors declaration of war on our brother ally the Night Warriors by once again siding with our ally.

Now, my Nachos, the Dark Warriors our disrespecting “our way” and one of our greatest leaders. This is completely uncalled for just like their past remarks against our army. We will not let them get away with offending the Nacho Army in such a way without teaching them a lesson. This must be done.

The Dark Warriors criticize “our way” on how we do things. Yes, we are an army who is more relaxed in enforcing our rules. We always have been. It is what it is. Why should we change now? We seem to be doing fine. We aren’t going to be sophisticated little angels like you claim to be, and talk about the weather and other politics all day. Please, we are just teenagers having some fun. We’re not the only army like this. Heck, every army has some soldiers who are perverted. Usually, we don’t care what other armies think about our chat, and what we do, but when an army starts calling us “terrorists” for it, you have crossed the line. Heck, that doesn’t even make sense, but we aren’t going to show mercy to such a comment.

We will definitely not show any mercy to you people once you start calling out a respected Nacho leader/legend and Club Penguin Warfare legend for doing nothing wrong. You claim Person to be the dictator of the Nachos and biased CPAC reporter. You say we claim him as a “god…” You people are officially insane, and you deserve to be defeated by the Nacho Army. I don’t even know how to respond to such a comment of insanity just because it’s so out there…

• Person is not a dictator nor regarded as a “god” by the Nachos. The Nachos recognize Person as one of the greatest leaders of the Nacho Army. He led us through a golden age and many successes–nothing godly. Then, Person does not control the Nachos and randomly come in and make decisions for the Nachos. He is simply an advisor who helps us out when we need advice. =/
• Person is not a biased CPAC reporter. All you did was look at his latest post on the Nachos in 2009 and claimed he made all his posts about the Nachos. Wrong. Look up all his posts in the archieves, only one about the Nachos. Also, Person is allowed to make comparisons to his leadership in the Nachos in his posts… And Person is a CPAC reporter not a historian…

*INSERTS PERSON’S RAGED COMMENT AGAINST THE DARK WARRIORS CLAIMS, HERE*

We will show no mercy to the Dark Warriors, Nachos. They must be defeated, and they will be defeated. They are no match for the mighty Nacho Army. Rise up, my fellow Nachos, and show them no mercy…

~Puckley

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