Hello Nachos! We are starting something new called Nacho Church! The Church is called Nacho Church of the Shadists. Basically, you come on nacho chat on Sunday Mornings at 9 CST. It will take place every week, not just this week. We will pray, eat nachos, listen to relaxing music O_O , and have fun. The preacher will be Dash. The only rules are:
- Don’t interrupt my readings D:
- The only time you can talk is when we take a break for a song or saying “Amen.”
- When we have the Bread of Life aka Nachos of Life, please only take one so everyone gets one.
By the way, 
I would like to declare a whole new tank. Put aside cat tank and meet Church Tank ftw.
Anyways, come on chat at 9:00 CST for a whole lot of fun. It won’t be one of those churches your bored to death, believe me.
~Dash
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Ok its every sunday that good
HOW GREAT IS OUR PERSON???????
I fap to this.
Yo moms chest hair
Oh Jesus..
Aka-I see what you did there.
lol Aka and Pie
Pie thats great and AKA your edit made it funnier
What if you Jewish?
Go back to the gas chamber!
I’m jk
Don’t flame at me or call me
Racist r anything gosh why so serious!
Please keep the cat tank. I still think we could use a second tank though…
w00t I’m shadist. Im comin for ya!
what if your athiest, can we just eat nachos and listen to relaxing music?
Amen.
wow thats cool. dash are you christian?? and what time will it be for pst. thats all.
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the new image for the comment box makes me think person is watching and i’d like the cat tank to still stay but with the church tank. *cough* longest comment yet
Amen brotha!
Ok but im not gonna wake up at 7 Pst to go to a Nachos anything haha cmon at least make it 8 Pst 9 Mst 10 Cst and 11 Est
so for pst its 7 in the morning?
yes cerritos auto square (a local commercial)
how far away is hong kong time from cst? i cant find it =P
lol sounds cool. 3pm GMT. Yeah I can make that!
First of all iI think this is *cough* very stup*cough* and I will not attend be cause I have REAL church and even if I dident I would *cough* never *cough* because it is just weird! And that is mocking God! Please God forgive on these stupid souls and help them to see what their doning .Amen.
50: Please explain how we are “Mocking God”.
Wow WTF were not praising nachos it’s praising god while eating nachos I’m straight u catholic an I see nothing wrong with this not.
Doing*
50 its pretty easy to see if your smart
Dosnt shadist mean racist though?
Wow. Why do nachos ALWAYS get the new tanks. Is it possible that i can get an Old Cat-Tank for my to live in. Have it shipped to mammoth/Iceberg if you can. Thanks Nachos!
Alec
Not coming! I’m not Christian! I’m not any religion and nobody WILL EVER convert me!
Ang paksa ng iyong artikulo ay mahusay na nakasulat at ko na lang naisip ko dapat umalis ng kaunti papuri dito.
I will be vying for an interview with a cable assembly manufacturers this Tuesday. Wish me luck.
Like if you’re watching in 2015! #kappa
lmao
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you mean reading :3
#nachokappas