Nacho Army of Club Penguin

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Yes. After some serious talks with the leadership and some former legends, we have decided to Surrender the Tournament. There have been countless meetings, and after talking with Tan and Puck, we decided it would be best for the sake of the army to not continue.

Why are we doing this? Because, I believe we don’t stand a chance against ACP and NW. They have more servers, better leaders, and better odds to win. And after the emberessing recruiting session today in which we got 5 on CP, we are not prepared to take on the task at hand. To tell you the truth, we are falling. A lot. Our tactics are not the greatest any more. Our size has been shrinking dramatically. Along with that, our leadership is not stable enough to take on two world powers for a chance to be one of the best in Club Penguin. We’ve tried for years and years, and  there will always be someone in the way. It saddens me to know that we will never be as great as ACP, or NW, or other armies who have been bigger than us. But, now we must fight back. We cannot stand here while we hit the ground. Here are some tips.

1. Be active on Chat. If you’re active on chat, we will be bigger. If you plan on being AFK, log off chat. It gives the owners more of a reason to yell at you.
2. LISTEN TO YOUR SUPERIORS. I can’t stress this enough. Unless someone tells a mod or member rank to lead, or an owner is not online, do not lead. This could cause confusion on chat, especially if we’re gaining new recruits.
3. Try your hardest. If we don’t, we have no reason to be here. If you don’t try, you basically just gave up on your army who has been loyal to you for years.
4. Ask questions. If you feel clueless and want some answers, ask an owner. They will (D) answer your PC’s. If you don’t ask questions, you won’t know what you’re doing. There are no stupid questions.
5. Don’t be an idiot. If you’re acting like a jackass, you make the army look stupid, and we’ll be made fun of by the large-ass bullies.
6. Don’t drink while on chat. This is mostly directed towards Ads. O_O
7. And most importantly: DON’T FALL FOR STUPID APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKES LIKE THIS ONE. 😉

~*Pie1530*

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