Aloha! Recently, the war with UMA has ended, we stopped attacking for our beloved server White House in which was returned peacefully back to the Nacho Empire. “So no more war Professor Ads?” Well kids, we are at war with LT and WV, helping us at defenses will be ACP, our new ally. The Light Troops have been posting about how pathetic we are which is pretty pathetic I’ll say, just grow up already. It’s a game, CP armies are meant for war, don’t cry like a little b****, since you think you can beat us, don’t tell us, show it. You won’t beat us because we are the Nachos, we are smart, brave, and strong. Today, we would have beaten you even if ACP didn’t come (Thanks though). First of all, we clearly out-numbered you and second of all, we performed a variety of different tactics. You can bring your allies if you want, I really don’t care, it’s not like you’ll win anyways. You may think I’m being cocky, but I just have faith that the Pink Bunny Alliance will win (Nachos and ACP lol). Major factors in winning this war are showing up to the battles and not being AFK during them. If you were a leader of an army, I know you wouldn’t want your soldiers AFK. I’d also like to congratulate Oberst on becoming 3ic and Hurricane on becoming 2ic. We will win this war!
The next thing I would like to get off my chest is the lack of recruiting, we won’t get any new recruits if we don’t recruit. Even if we aren’t on CP as an army, it won’t hurt to just spend 5 minutes on your own on CP recruiting for us. Getting at least one soldier is good enough for me. It could also increase your chance of getting a promotion. I know we have been battling for the past few days which is great, but we still can’t forget about the training and recruiting sessions. Each of the owners will receive a particular day on which to lead any kind of session they want, and because there are 9 owners and 7 days of the week, 2 owners will lead on the same day as another owner. Don’t forget about the Battle on Half Pipe tomorrow and the UK event. I’m sure we’ll be able to get 40+ tomorrow so make me proud and remember, L3M0N owns youuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong, Ads354~
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yay?
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1st~i win crash didn’t claim it. ALSO we did rock today. I think we will win in this war. LT is stupid for fighting us so is WV. ACP thanks for helping us. VIVA LOS NACHOS!!!!
We won it all.
I agree we should recruit more often and I agree with the rest of the post. 😉
i think i agree also! i think we need to recruit more often just to get more ppl on Cp,
And the only thing that makes me feel odd
is that Everytime theres event People only show up on chat but not on cp?! its just odd for me to see that… 😉
Nice post Professor Ads.
Professor, may I use the bathroom?
Ads: Nuuuu!
I’m pretty sure you got like ten
Without acp you would not have stood a chance…
Ads: Actually, we had more than 10 and LT had less than 10, so therefore, WE WIN!
Explain this…

Even your FLIPPIN LEADER was scared of us…
And dis is more than ten…

And dis

At least the nachos don’t have a problem using the letters th lol and yes you got more than 10…but your max was…hmm? 19-22 wow fail LT…L3MON OWNS YOU!!!
20-25*
ACP and Nachos as an ally. that’s weird.
Another retiree comes back to get an owner rank.
Why am I not surprised?