Nacho Army of Club Penguin

I am addressing you here today to address the issue of servers. In an attempt to make a server map to organize who owns what, I realized how unreliable nation pages on army websites are. It’s just not the nation page, it’s what the armies claim to own. I’ve seen 3 armies claim to own Antarctic, Summit, Rocky Road, Cloudy, Aurora, etc. Not only is it annoying for someone trying to find out who owns what server, but there are over 100 servers now, yet the major armies can’t find their own servers to own?

Furthermore, I have advice to armies. If you find that an army claims to own your server, skip negotiations and go to war with them for that server. That will teach them to claim a server owned by you. Not only that, but it will spark a true war over a server. You know what would make for a great war? A war over just one server. I know what you’re saying, “it’s not worth it!”  When  we’re at war with an army, we invade their entire nation!” Imagine how much more fun it would be to only battle on one server and fight an entire war for one server? To constantly have unscheduled battles on one server in order give your army a gigantic presence there. Why can’t we do that? Stop invading an entire army’s nation to avoid conflict during unscheduled battles. Start wars for one particular server. The only time you should invade an entire nation is after you take down one server.

If you start campaigns to destroy an entire army before you can find out if have the ability to take even one server, then you set yourself up for disaster if you can not win the first battle. The other army will gain momentum after winning the first battle, and then take all of YOUR servers by the end of the war. You will be at the mercy of that army that you originally harassed and threatened with destruction, when you were cashing checks your body can not cash.

We have destroyed a sacred element of Club Penguin armies by building massive nations of servers that we don’t ever go on. We destroyed a center for Club Penguin armies. Mammoth is dead. There is no point in trying to revive Mammoth to be an army server. What armies do need, is a populated server that all armies can fight on just to fight. Armies nowadays just want to invade the entire nation of an army. All armies never come together unless it’s a huge and planned event. Oh, what happened to the beautiful days of constant conflict? The struggle for dominant army didn’t have to be a scheduled battle. It was ongoing  for 24 hours a day.

In conclusion, armies suck and I’m another person who doesn’t have the answer. Just rephrasing the problem.

We suck.

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