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CPAC Has Changed Us

Hola Nachos!  It’s your (temporary) Leader Time here!

Today I wanted to cover a topic about CPAC.  This post will be about what CPAC did to the Club Penguin Army warfare.

Note: If CPAC finds this offending at all I am not trying to hurt any of your staff.

Moving on with the post;

What CPAC has done to us (everyone);

For the last couple years CPAC has been the “SportsCenter” of Club Penguin armies.  They give us the latest news, the rising armies, etc.

But the main thing they do is the “Top Ten Armies”  Kingfunks4 usually does this.

The “Top Ten” has made all of us ambitious.

It has started either,

  • Hatrid
  • Wars
  • Nasty slurs
On a good note it also does this,
  • It would show who is the best in all of Club Penguin
  • Who to go to war on next time
  • Helped thinking of armies starting an alliance
It has done many more things than those 6.
With the hatrid, flame, war being said, let me explain.
On almost every Top Ten that CPAC has posted, there are usually 100+ comments.  Now if you read all of them (yeah I was awake all night reading comments on CPAC top tens 😆 ) they are mostly hatrid like; Like…
Dude this Top Ten is gay where is the Marshmallow Warriors they maxed 70 but got no picss
SERIOSULY?  THIS IS THE MOST BIASED PEICE OF S*** I’VE EVER SEEN  IN MY LIFE!!
or….
This is the worst site ever this is so biased to ACP.
Those are a bunch of comments I saw last night reading all of them ever.  I did not make any of these comments 🙄
On a good note of CPAC’S infamous “Top Ten” is when people (new people) just joined the Club Penguin warfare want to learn about some armies, so they can pick what to join!  CPAC can do a good job on being informative on each army that are used to being in the top ten.
Resolution:
This resolution is for CPAC:
Do not grade off of size (I know in some posts you don’t, but more size based ones than others), grade off the tactics and how fancy their lines are, and things like that.
If I was a CPAC reporter it would go something like this:

1. Good tactics?

2. Size?

3. Chat size?

4. How many rogues are on CP for you?

That would be MY grading system.  Similar to Person’s grading system it would be like:

1. Tactics: B

2. Size: A

3. Chat size: B

4. Rogues: A

So there grade would be BABA.  Then once you get the armies you THINK will be in the top ten’s scores, then you compare them and… TA-DA you have your top ten for that week.  That is my personal opinion (that I will show CPAC 😎 )

It would be a different, more fun Top Ten every week if they used that system.

Let me explain the part about Rogues.

Rogues have been a part of armies FOREVER.  Rogues (CP noobs) dance in your line while saying “TURN RED FOR THE NACHOZ!”

Part of my grading system is Rogues.  If you have many rogues (Like 10 on) that means your presence is felt on that server.  We (The Nachos) have been trying to make our presence on Fjord.  If we keep going there and making our presence felt… guess what?  You get a rogue googling “Nachos of Club Penguin” they find our site, comment, come to our chat.  And ta-da we have a new recruit.  Presence on a server is big for armies in a whole.

Mental Note: Rogues are a key to CP armies

Wrapping up this post,

CPAC can be a bane or it could accommodate for the lack of recruiting skills an army has.

Wow I did the member promotions last night and read all of the CPAC Top Ten comments ever.  You could say I have no life, but I’d turn the other cheek. 😉

That is all  -Time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6 Responses

  1. First 😎

  2. This is soooo biased brah. (wary)

  3. 😀

  4. BABA *goo*

  5. This post is simply amusing.

  6. CPAC OMG!THEY SUCK (MY OPINION)

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