Nacho Army of Club Penguin

With promotion day being yesterday, I can already tell that many troops were accidentally skipped over and did not receive the promotion that they deserved. Most commonly, the reason that a troop was accidentally missed, was because that troop did not make his or her presence memorable. There are dozens of Nachos who do not go on chat and simply come to the battles and visit the site daily. This is the most common way that a Nacho doesn’t receive their promotion.

One vital way to make sure that the leaders remember you is to come on Nacho chat even when a battle is not occurring. Not only does it make you seem active, but having intelligent conversations with the leaders and the Nacho community as a whole will get you recognized and remembered. Nacho chat has become a vital part of this army for communication and developing friendship in the army. It’s brought this army closer together during harmful wars that would otherwise tear us apart. Frequenting Nacho chat and trying your best to participate in conversation may be the determining factor in having a leader remember you and noticing you.

If for some reason you can not come on Nacho chat, then there are other options. In this day and age, pictures are required to be placed in the Top 10 because the CPAC reporters are too lazy to go to the actual battles themselves. They rely on the biased pictures from the attending armies, and then sift through them to determine the winner. If you, as a troop, can’t go on Nacho chat, one important thing you can do is take pictures of the events, upload them to a place like tinypic.com or photobucket.com, and then comment those pictures on the battle results posts.

Not only does this make it easier for the leaders because they don’t have to waste time taking pictures during battle, but it proves that you were at the battle. Even simply commenting on more posts is a way to show the leaders that you are active and have been attending the scheduled Nacho events.

The Nacho Leaders are teenagers and kids. They aren’t perfect, so people are often overlooked. It’s up to you to make yourself memorable to the people who determine who gets promotions. Appear active, participate on Nacho chat, and comment on posts on the Nacho site. That’s all it’s really about. Most importantly, being a Nacho should be a fun experiment. Don’t be offended if you don’t get a promotion. Instead, calmly confront Oberst or Talex and ask them why you were not  given a promotion, and give them the necessary evidence. One thing that ruins your chances of receiving a promotion is acting like a noob.

I hope this wasn’t all too complicated for you guys. I know some armies would react like this if a post like this was made on their sites:

I really hope that you take this advice so that your Nacho experience is as smooth as anything, and if you show the potential, you will one day lead this army that I have spent way too much time in. If you don’t use this advice, I know where each and every one of you lives.

***Person1233***

Why am I still here?

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