Welcome to the Nacho website! To join the Nachos, click here. Also, Nacho chat can be found here: xat.com/nachoarmy

Future events:

1. Moderator’s Training Sessions TODAY whenever the mods decide to hold them.

2. Training session* at Mammoth on Aug. 24th; 8 PM EDT, 7 PM CDT, 6 PM MDT, 5 PM PDT.

3. Practice Battle with the Golden Troops at Christmas on Aug. 27th; 7 PM GMT, 2 PM EDT, 1 PM CDT, 12 PM MDT, 11 AM PDT.

Thank you, and enjoy your stay with the Nachos.

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I am addressing you here today to address the issue of servers. In an attempt to make a server map to organize who owns what, I realized how unreliable nation pages on army websites are. It’s just not the nation page, it’s what the armies claim to own. I’ve seen 3 armies claim to own Antarctic, Summit, Rocky Road, Cloudy, Aurora, etc. Not only is it annoying for someone trying to find out who owns what server, but there are over 100 servers now, yet the major armies can’t find their own servers to own?

Furthermore, I have advice to armies. If you find that an army claims to own your server, skip negotiations and go to war with them for that server. That will teach them to claim a server owned by you. Not only that, but it will spark a true war over a server. You know what would make for a great war? A war over just one server. I know what you’re saying, “it’s not worth it!”  When  we’re at war with an army, we invade their entire nation!” Imagine how much more fun it would be to only battle on one server and fight an entire war for one server? To constantly have unscheduled battles on one server in order give your army a gigantic presence there. Why can’t we do that? Stop invading an entire army’s nation to avoid conflict during unscheduled battles. Start wars for one particular server. The only time you should invade an entire nation is after you take down one server.

If you start campaigns to destroy an entire army before you can find out if have the ability to take even one server, then you set yourself up for disaster if you can not win the first battle. The other army will gain momentum after winning the first battle, and then take all of YOUR servers by the end of the war. You will be at the mercy of that army that you originally harassed and threatened with destruction, when you were cashing checks your body can not cash.

We have destroyed a sacred element of Club Penguin armies by building massive nations of servers that we don’t ever go on. We destroyed a center for Club Penguin armies. Mammoth is dead. There is no point in trying to revive Mammoth to be an army server. What armies do need, is a populated server that all armies can fight on just to fight. Armies nowadays just want to invade the entire nation of an army. All armies never come together unless it’s a huge and planned event. Oh, what happened to the beautiful days of constant conflict? The struggle for dominant army didn’t have to be a scheduled battle. It was ongoing  for 24 hours a day.

In conclusion, armies suck and I’m another person who doesn’t have the answer. Just rephrasing the problem.

We suck.

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Hola Nachos.  I have noticed our troops just being lazy.  Especially on chat. If you are “BRB” or “AFK” please, just leave the chat.  We all hate when we get on CP and we have 6 on, and 30 on chat.  That’s  just plain lazy.  Like the Elites, I shall make the same rule:

If you are on any xat.com chat, you must be on Nacho chat.

If you have another event for another army, please leave chat and go to the event.

If you are on an xat chat, with no other army with an event, you have the risk of being demoted, and/or fired.

Yes, this is harsh.  But we apparently have to make this rule because of all of the AFK troops just sitting there.  Again, this is harsh, but it has to be inforced.

That is all,

***Time***

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At about 3:55 EST we logged onto Aurora Town, we had about 20 troops. In the next five minutes we doubled our size with new recruits. We recruited in the Town with about 40 troops, but then CP mods started banning and kicking our troops from the server. In fear of our penguins being banned, we decided to log off. Even so this was a exellent event.

Sadly I only got one picture.

-Talex

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT

Ps. Comment with any pictures or videos 😛

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Please excuse my upcoming in-activeness, I will be going on vacation from August 20th to September 1st. Since this is such a long time, I will be appointing a temporary leader. So without further a due the temp leader from August 20th- September 1st shall be Hades/Slobbysnake.

Since this post is short and boring, I will put some pictures here to make it less boring.

– Talex

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• To read about the Practice Battle with GT click HERE
• To read about our SECOND training results click HERE
• To make sure you stay in the army click HERE

To improve our numbers for our up coming events Oberst and I have decided we should have a week of recruiting starting tomorrow.

(BIG) Recruiting 3#

When: Friday, August 19th

4:00 EST

3:oo CST

2:00 MST

1:00 PST

12:00 AKST

9:00 GMT (sorry)

Where: Aurora , Town (if full Fjord)

Comment witch ones you can make!

-Talex

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Well, I had this idea today. It’s basically a combined version of Medals and Nacho Chips. I call it CactCash (credit to 77Hockey for the name). Basically, it’s the currency system needed to get promotions. This might be a bit confusing to explain in a post, so if you’re confused on something, comment here or tell me on chat.

Alright, so basically, it’s like Medals. You attend events, you get CactCash. You need to save up CactCash to buy a promotion within a month, otherwise, everyone’s CactCash will be reset. CactCash will only be effective until you reach 3rd highest member rank. So once you buy the 3rd highest member rank (this may change, although), you go back to the regular promo days. There are no double promos in this. For every promotion you buy, the next rank is more expensive. Meaning, you’ll have to be more active as you progress in the Nacho rankings.

Here are the Pros and Cons I can think of in this. Comment if you find any others:

Pros:

• The Promotion system will be easier.
• You won’t be forgotten like some are in Promo Days.
• You can’t just say you’re active and expect a promotion.
• This system sounds cooler. 😛

Cons:

• It will take work to keep updating these.
• Everyone’s prized ‘Promotion Day’ will be gone (excludes 3rd highest members and up)

Also, CactCash won’t be earned through just an event. You earn CactCash for every 5 minutes or so at every event. This way, if you attend like 3 minutes of an hour long event, you don’t get 50 CactCash or whatever. This plan will go into effect as soon as possible, so within the next few days. Well, I think I covered everything, like I said in the beginning, if you have any questions or concerns about this, leave a comment and I’ll respond.

Tell me what you think in the comments, please?
~Slobbysnake

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BATTLE IS WON! RESULTS TO BE POSTED SOON!

❗ ALL NACHOS READ THIS POST THIS BATTLE IS URGENT ❗

Hey Nachos, today I got permission from Talex to ask the Golden Troops for PB and they accepted it for Next week on the Saturday the 27th. I have I expectations in the generation that we can easly hit 30-40. So that is how many troops I want to see at this event. So Nachos, don’t disappoint me.

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Time Edit: Wow guys today was fun.  This is the Nachos we all know and love.

At approximately 4:45 EST, the we logged on to Christmas Town with about 30 troops. That size soon grew to 35 then 40, and maybe even 45 at point. Then we moved to the Snow Forts to try out some tactics, then we moved to the Plaza to recruit some more, then we logged off.  Overall it was a very good event!

Here are some pictures:

Great job to all who came!

Comment if you made it!

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