Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Edit: I realise that the training session was a success, but when I was there at the beginning it wasn’t xD

Just wow….

If you don’t want to read the whole thing, please at least read the “How can we improve the Nachos” section, it  would make me happy 😀

Ok, so we had the training session yesterday, I left early as my parents decided to turn the router off :/.When we first got on there was 5 of us, 5 of us! What the hell, this is the NACHOS we do not get 5 at events, whether it be start, middle or end! This is clear madness. Do you guys not care? Do you not care if we die? Do you not care if we just crumble into the dust like many legendary armies before us, WW, UMA and RPF to name a few. YOU SHOULD CARE! We’re the best damn army that’ll ever be, I’ve been in armies for nearly 3 years almost and I’m yet to find an army that is funner than the Nachos, how can you guys let such an awesome army die?

I’m going to put this bluntly, some of you are just plain lazy, please let me use Warr as an example (no offence Warr), in order to get people online, and get the AFK people off the chat I kicked the people that weren’t on CP, Warr returns to the chat says ‘wtf… I’m leaving’ then leaves, really? Warr you want to become owner, and yet you can’t even get on CP, it may seem like I’m picking on you, I’m not, this applies to almost everyone you’re just a recent example, if you guys want promotions, you need to go on CP when owners tell you to! If you were at school and the place was about to burn down and your teacher told you to run out of those school you’d listen to them, so why can’t you listen to leaders when they tell you to come on!

How can we Improve the Nachos?

Well first things first, we need an active count, if we don’t know who is active then how are we supposed to do anything.

Unscheduled Events everyday- I know what you guys are thing ‘but it’s boring’, anyone who says that is a hypocrite, if eventually there is nobody on chat due to lack of recruits and it makes the chat boring, guess why! It’s because YOU aren’t going on CP. If we go on CP everyday we’ll get better known, and people will actually look us up “FIND THE NACHOS ARMY ONN LINE”, I know all too well that this works, in March me and some others managed to recruit 4 people for BB in one training session, each one of them found the site and chat, three of them were active for quite awhile! If you think about it, at an unscheduled session it doesn’t have to be all tactics and stuff, you can just chant your own things, have some fun. We should aim to get two new recruits at each unscheduled event, having unscheduled events each day of the week so… 7×2=14. Our ranks will swell rather quickly! Since only about 1/3 will probably come on the chat that’s 4 (I’m rounding down from 4.666, which is why the following math could be considered wrong.) new active recruits each week, 18 a month, 216 a year, which means by summer we’ll be massive, you have to also consider that there will be other people who join as well as these guys from the unscheduled sessions. Wouldn’t it be nice to have an active count a year from now with 300+ comments, we’re capable of doing this, we just need to put the effort in.

Bring back 3ic- Getting rid of the 3ic rank may be one of the stupidest things we’ve done, I know that it was done as ‘no one is ready’ but seriously, can 4 people really run an  army hoping to get 216 active troops in a year?

Owners Posting- We’re all guilty of this, none of us post, we’re pretty much relying on Tan and Pie at the moment :L, if we do post it’s usually about something fairly boring, most likely something like what this post is D:. I think all owners should be posting at least once every 3 days! Also, considering that we’re going to be having recruiting sessions everyday that’s 7 posts in one week J.

Have more fun- self explanatory, at the moment we’re not really doing anything interesting, I think it’s time to be a bit old school and do some cross server streaking :D. Having fun is your reward for working hard, at all these events, “wouldn’t come on for the unscheduled event? Why participate in the chat raid? –guest ban-“, seems harsh? Lol no, the ‘good ‘ol days’ were harsher, wouldn’t get on CP? Instant demotion! Think yourselves lucky, we don’t do that anymore… of course there’s nothing stopping us bringing it back :lol:.

Things that must be done by all of us…

1. Comment on the site more!
2. Go on CP every day visit the patrol page nachoarmy.net/patrol
3. Stop being abusive to ‘noobs’ on chat.
4. Get on CP as soon as an owner tells you!
5. New recruit, doesn’t know what to do, help them out!
6. Take a page from RPF’s book, they actually want to go on CP, and even if they don’t they get on anyway… now there are some dedicated troops!
7. Have fun events as much as possible.
8. Recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit… recruit on CP, recruit on chats, recruit your friends, and recruit any way you can.

If you’re on xat, get on Nachos chat! I’ve noticed quite a few people coming on xat, but not actually coming to our chat, despite being in the army. Those of you who joined and got a high rank, but don’t come on chat much… do you really expect to keep your rank? Of course you will keep it if you change your ways and start coming on the chat more.

Got any ideas on how we can improve the Nachos, what are you waiting for fill out this form in a comment below!

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That is all, goodnight.

~Chrisi Blule

P.s This is longer than my homework (ONO) but it took less time (ONO)

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