Nacho Army of Club Penguin

As you read on, you’ll be thinking it’s a sob story, but I’m not trying to write one. I’m trying to explain the way I felt. 

Let’s take a look all the way back to the Summer of ’10, the summer no one will forget. We became number 1 for the first time since earlier that year in January under Gamer’s and King’s leadership. The main leaders during that era were Billy May, Pie1530, and Ads354 (Good looking) because of the sizes we all managed to have at some points. Many say it was our greatest era since Person’s, Aka’s, and Linkin’s reign, but others will disagree. Rebellions were rapidly forming. Why? I don’t know. Let’s just say not many people, (or penguins), really liked me. It was pure hatred, the kind of hatred you feel when you don’t get that new video game that you were promised or the kind of hatred you feel when you were cheated on by your best friend. No one knew how I felt about all of this, no one seemed to listen.

I just woke up on August 17, 2010, the day that possibly changed history……or not. Quickly, I ran to my computer because I knew it was going to be one of the greatest battles that has ever been fought. The Nachos vs Ice Warriors to decide who would take home the glorious Legend’s Cup cup. CUP CUPS!!! Anyways, my heart was pumping hard, I felt like it was about to just pound out of my chest. Anyone can tell that the Ads was nervous. Everyone else was too so I didn’t feel alone on that. Time was ticking very slowly and it was killing me. I just wanted to lead the Nachos (along with Pie) to victory without having to wait a long period of time. The owners gave out pep talks to the soldiers to ready them up for the king of all battles. Finally, the clock ticked 3 and we were all ready to write history. Sweat was dripping from my forehead all the way down to my chin, it was a 50/50 situation. We could win. Or we could lose.

30 minutes in and the battle was becoming more and more tense like a horror story. Everyone was shouting our commands, but the loyal troops only listened to the leaders. Pie was leading the first half of the battle while I lead the second half. Then, the judges announced the winner, THE NACHOS OF CLUB PENGUIN! My face was in pure awe, I never felt like this before. Was it real? Did we really just win? It was shoved up our doubters’ faces. But then a week or so later, Gamer formed a rebellion, the MSF. His rebellion was a win/fail. Person gave him the chat pass so he changed it and reset chat. Then, I begged and pleaded Person to give back the pass and he did. Him and his followers were punished for a while until he asked for forgiveness.

What the soldiers and whatnot haven’t thought about was how I felt about every rebellion against me. Everything that had happened, even the rebellions that formed 1-2 weeks ago made me realize that I wasn’t really liked here. Why? Because they didn’t get their way. During battles, I can be strict and sometimes, I know it gets out of hand. While not in battle, I can be very enjoyable and funny. The only reason I’m strict is because I don’t want the Nachos to bounce off the top 3. We can’t just be relaxed and loose (Loose :Wary:) all the time. My love for the Nachos cannot be broken, no matter what. Pretty cheesy I must say, but it is the truth. The rebellions were depressing because it were just more and more people coming against me. To wrap this whole thing up, roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

~I Wear Zebra Leggings, Ads354~

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