Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hi Nachos! Former Nacho Leader Joker here. Well, I know there was already a result post of the defense of Fjord made already by Hurricane read it here , but I’d like to congratulate all of you! Your performance at the defense was AMAZING! I’m glad I was able to make it. You guys really did amazing. Those other 2 battles, pfft those were just 2 little bumps. I know you guys can crush Light Troops easily, without breaking a sweat. Nachos have been in this game for what? 5 years? Light Troops probably just a few months. Now even though you guys did AMAZING. You guys need to do even better, need to give it all. Show the true power of the Nachos! We will destroy the LT. Make sure to make the next events against LT! Check the information for the events HERE. Also I’d like to welcome back my old comrade TanMan626 to the Nachos! :mrgreen:. Good times when Tan, Puck, and I lead. I’m sure Tan will be great help. I’d like to re-join, but I promised I’d stay retired.

Anyways here some great pictures of us again! I just love seeing them :D.

Now time for my counter-arguments against these LT leaders who basically know NOTHING. But first off your title makes me lol “Even the best..Has to tie” You guys aren’t even near the best. And you’ll be farther from being the best once Nachos are done with you. 😉

Counter Arguments:

For Invasion of Wool Socks

• You guys logged off, basically a HUGE retreat right, there yet you complain about Nachos retreating 6 times. They’re supposed to move around you idiots. You don’t stay in one spot that’d be absurd.
• You made yourself look like complete idiots with this one “Nachos claimed 0 rooms. We basically defended all rooms since they retreated. But even if they claimed 0 and we defended 0, it’s a tie, which means Woolsocks stays ours anyway.” Ok you say you don’t want us to move around how are we supposed to claim different rooms? And you’re idiotic LT whatever Blue Paint says the “claiming” rule has been abolished. So the idiot just counter argued himself.

On to the defense of Fjord (Our capital) Why it wasn’t a tie:

• A friggin invasion can’t be a tie. Don’t be noobs
• You guys claim you would have done better if Roberto was on. LOL, what an idiotic army. Only cause of one person you’ll do better. You guys really have to learn how to be independent. LT always uses this excuse Oh if Rob/ioio or some other noobish leader was there we would have done better. You never see us blame our losses cause a leader was missing. Really LT, become Independent don’t.
• “I am very proud of you guys. Once again, we made it to sizes of 20-30.” No, just no during the pre battle maybe you got 25+. Then you just lost it all, lol had about 10-15 the entire battle.
• “Nachos are lucky they have babysitters. We’re not the army that has to bring their retired leaders back in power so they can win.(tanman, person, puckley, joker, etc)” TanMan was the only one to re-join. There is nothing wrong with helping his old army, Person rarely comes on, but he doesn’t help us on  CP. Puck is only an advisor. Blue paints idiotic comment “Since when isn’t advisor a rank in an army?” It’s never been a rank. It’s just to give advice it’s his choice to go on CP or not, he is not obligated to. I have not even re-join nor have I really considered re-joining.
• “So the judge says it was a tie
• “
• Nuff said

Now onto your idiotic post comparing us to DCP first gen:

• LOLWUT, were you guys even alive during DCP’s first gen?
• “Battle was basically already over, since a battle is supposed to be 30 minutes and we stayed 40(8:40 PM EST). And you never added any time limit or anything, so it’s obviously an invalid argument. You started running around trying to play hide and seek, and then you expect us to follow you everywhere because you’re too pussied out to fight us? Well, no.” No, no only tournaments have time limits, moron.
• “And i think you guys are getting so desperate to win that you are getting THAT LOW. The claiming rule was abolished a few months ago, so i don’t see why you still talk about claiming. And from your pictures, you claimed 2 rooms, not 5. The minimum is 5, anyway. So you double-failed.” Already explained this on my counter arguments on inavsion of Wool socks
• “And another thing, why does Hurricanex say he claimed Icebox? I’m pretty sure we fought on Icebox because Big snow was full, but still, if anyone won, the server would be Big snow, not Icebox.” If a server is full you go onto a a different server, you idiot.
• Also if you’re going to call someone the “r word” make yourself look smart, and use proper grammar.

Now, LT one more question how much longer till you die again? 😉

~Former.Nacho.Leader Joker

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