Edit by Chrisi: I will not be active for ONE WEEK, due to reasons that I will not go into. Story Contest Results are postponed, sorry 😦

MY RESPONSE TO ALL LT ARGUMENTS:

Today, the Nachos logged on to Migrator to face a sizable enemy who could have been a great opponent today. This enemy, the Light Troops, however, did absolutely nothing for the entire battle! During this event, they can not be classified as an army, so I will refer to them as the protesters at Migrator for the remainder of the post.

25 minutes before the battle, things were looking grim for the Nachos as we could barely muster 7 troops. Through time, though, we were able to finally achieve 15 troops. The battle started off in the Beach, where the Nachos made a line at the left edge of the Beach. The protesters at Migrator, meanwhile made a strange U shape in the middle of the beach and danced for approximately 20 minutes. As the Nachos were outnumbered and executing a tactic every 30 minutes, the protesters at Migrator continuously danced and made smiley faces at us.

Eventually, we grew in size and matched their size, so we made lines through their line. They didn’t like that, so they spouted jokes at us. No problem. An army can handle jokes, but snowballs would have been a different story. The protesters at Migrator never did grow the balls to throw a snowball at the Nachos, though. This dragged on as the protesters at Migrator REFUSED to resemble an army in anyway. The Nachos grew bored and moved to the Cove, destroying our size advantage.

This grew to be a great challenge for the Nacho leaders, because disorganization haunted the Nachos throughout the entire time that we were in the Cove. However, through some unexpected help from the Ice Warriors, we were able to combat the size that the protesters at Migrator had. These penguins STILL refused to throw snowballs. The Nachos barely had 10 troops by 8:40 due to disorganization, but the Ice Warriors certainly made up for this, and for that, the Nachos are very grateful. We owe you guys.

Fed up with the protesters at Migrator’s lack of demands, hygiene, and manners, I PCed their 2nd in Command and asked if they surrendered. This was a very confused man, for he believed that his group of peaceful protesters were crushing the Nacho and Ice Warrior ARMIES, who were actually in combat! Understanding of his immense confusion, I ignored this and urged the Nachos to continue on. Finally, at 8:52 PM EST, this confused man decided to log off because the protesters at Migrator had won!?

I apologize for insulting a man with mental challenges such as believing that protesters could take on an army, but logging off a group of protesters because you believe that you “won” defeats the purpose of a protest! At 8:53 PM EST, the Nachos claimed Migrator for the Nachos and the Ice Warriors after we ensured that the server was clear of these protesters. We never did find out what the protesters of Migrator were protesting.

Thank you to all of the Nachos who stayed throughout this entire event and never gave up against the unsanitary and rude protesters who never told us why they didn’t want us to have Migrator. We may have been witnessing occupy Migrator, but I guess we shall never know. PLEASE, PLEASE, comment your pictures of the battle here so I can have further proof that the Nachos rule at crowd control.

***Person1233***

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