Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Before I start off this post, I would like to thank TanMan626 for letting me actually post this. Alright, so I’m sure you guys can read titles, right? My idea is something I call ‘Classes.’ Don’t fear, this isn’t like Algebra and World History and all that other stuff. 😛

So, basically this is what I’ve been thinking about: everyone knows ‘Boot Camps’ always fail for us, so this is something that is somewhat similar, but includes more things in a shorter time. My classes (I’ve thought up of 3, for now) will all be held once a week. For example, one class would be held on Monday, the other on Wednesday, the third on Friday, or so. Now for my little list of the three classes I have thought of with a description of what’s to come in that:

1. Tactic Memory

• You will memorize the short hands (i.e. E+1 = :D) for faster tactic reactions
• Learn how to perform lines/tactics and practice new lines
• Test recruiting/war phrases to see if they show on ClubPenguin (saves time during a battle in case of a no-show)

2. Leading

• Of course, how to lead
• How to invade/defend a server (certain tactics and sayings to use)
• How to conduct yourself as a leader (i.e. Don’t swear at troops because losing a battle)
• How to remain calm under pressure
• Being a troop (You can’t lead if there’s no one to lead, right?)

3. Spying

• How to choose a good spy name (Not too nooby, but not too intelligent)
• Create a second xat account for spying (maybe even more than one spy account?)
• How to spy during a battle/war. (Report enemy tactics before they do them)
• Long-term spying on other armies

Well, those are the 3 classes I’ve had in mind, along with the things that would be taught. However, if you, the Nacho troops, decide to go for this, we will have to have ‘teachers’ for these classes. Those people, I will decide myself, since Tanner has made me in charge of this idea, but I want to make sure you guys approve of this.

Yes, it MAY be a bit of work, but attending these classes will greatly increase your chance of a promotion, especially if you can incorporate these skills into a real-life Nacho battle/war situation. Here’s a poll for you guys:

Also, comment in the comment section if you have any ideas for classes, it really helps me out.

Victory Smells Like Nacho Cheese,
Slobbysnake

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