Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Aloha! We, the Nacho Army of Club Penguin, have been an outstanding and extremely successful army lately. Our sizes, tactics, chat size, pride, and patriotism is what is keeping us alive. Without any of those, what are we? Nothing. We would be a bag of nothing. This army depends on all of you, the soldiers. Our leadership is doing great, our mods are doing great, but our members are the best. They have something to brag about, not Hurri, or Chrisi, or me. I am so proud of everyone, but our size, ehhhhh. Everytime we have an event that is a one day notice, I expect to see 35-40. Not 20, not 25, but 40. This is the year of the Nachos, let’s take advantage of it. January is the month of our rise, let’s take advantage of it. We should always aim for 60+. 70+, even 80+. not around 20. That is unacceptable.

Saturday, we are in a free-for-all called the Sleet Showdown which is basically to determine who the number 1 army is. I misunderstood and though that only LT, IW, Nachos, and ACP were allowed. I was terribly wrong and I apologize to anyone who I told that their army couldn’t come. Everyone is welcome to come! We need at least 65 averaged for this battle. This is our time to show everyone who really is number 1 and that’s us! Our time is now and we won’t let it slip past us like a hot fudge sundae on a sunny day. AND BECAUSE I AM GENEROUS, if we win the Sleet Showdown, every member + mod under highest mod will get a promotion. This is really generous knowing that our past two battles were promotion battles.

I warn all the mods of something that will be taking place all of next week, mod evaluations. The leaders will be grading the mods on how well they lead. We do not care about the size you manage, we care about the varieties of tactics, time between each tactic, and the amount of soldiers performing the tactic. If you fail, you will be membered, but you will have a chance to be in the next mod evaluations to regain your spot. Do not complain if you don’t perform well enough, that is not our faults. I wish everyone good luck and for the battle, make me proud like you always do.

~Dinkleberg, Ads354~

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