Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Sup guys. Thex here.

It’s with great regret to announce my departure from my position of Third in Command from the Nacho Army. I’m putting my sombrero up in my trophy case, and I’m flying over to retirement island, with the other greats. Well, here we go.

My Club Penguin army career began with ACP in 2006, enlisting in the army on the Miniclip Forums, before they were moved to a separate website. Once they were, I followed them there, but Club Penguin armies were banned there due to problems among members, and unneeded drama that was created. I was devastated, but hope was not to be lost. I joined the Nachos, possibly one of the best decisions in my life, and I worked my way up the ranks to a moderator. I had to quit due to my computer obtaining a virus(I know what some of you are thinking, and YES it probably was due to that). I came back in 2010 for a bit, screwed around, and left again. In the Fall of 2011, I came back to see that the Nachos were in a terrible state. I decided to re-join and started out as highest member. The next day, I was promoted to a mod, due to the promo battle that was hosted the next day. In November, I received Third in Command, but I stepped down due to certain problems. In late December/January, I got Third in Command again, which was one of the high points in my CP army career. Getting Nacho Third in Command was great, but it wasn’t what it’s all cracked up to be.

Being a trooper in the Nachos back in the day was much better than being an owner rank. I’d rather be ignorant and have fun, other than be knowledgeable and not have any fun. Being told you were going to war with ACP without a reason being needed told to you was exhilarating. Sometimes, ignorance is beneficial, believe it or not. The best days of you being in the Nachos is being a noob. Chat raids, streaking, and The Great Mammoth Fiesta were wonderful. But all of that fun disappeared once you realize what was actually going on. Pixel warfare as you age grows old. Standing in a line, and chanting the same thing over and over again, isn’t fun. Constantly hitting two buttons as your leaders yelled at you wasn’t fun either. I can remember when we sat in huge blobs and just threw snowballs, and if one man charged the enemy, the next one would, and we would all build up as we charged at them, throwing snowballs. To me, Club Penguin warfare has become a popularity contest with Top 10’s. I have no problems with news reporting – actually, it’s an awesome idea, but it can’t be when reports are inaccurate and bias towards an army.

Enough with that philosophy bullshit, this is what people have been waiting for.

Who to start with?

Tucksy: I’ve known you for a loooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0ng time, and you’re really cool. You’re one of the few people that I know that like OFWGKTA/Tyler The Creator/Earl Sweatshirt.

Hades/Dvorak/Slobbysnake: Haha, ‘sup Hades. At first I kinda disliked you, and then I despised you. After, you were pretty cool. I hope you get better at guitar xD

Pern: ponies ponies ponies swag

Crash: We’ve had our disputes at times, but we’ve worked them out 😛

Ads: I’ve known you for a bit. Like, from 2008 XD You’re pretty chill too.

Billy: <33333333333333333333333333 I love you.

Joker: I remember when I was mod and you were still a tiny noob, I abused you all of the time. Fun. Then, you surpassed me and got leader. We still have our arguments, too, but we’re still cool 😀

BrassAssDash/King of Porn: You’re like a serious vet. You’ve been around since like 2007, I think? Anyways, you’re hilarious and cool.

Funk: I haven’t known you for a long time, but you were chill from the start. Good luck with IW/Ninjas bro.

DJ Layzie: Haha holy shit dude you’re chill as hell. I remember one time you came on chat and said that you got caught with kush in your locker. I asked what it was (since I was like, sheltered at the time), and you said, “What are you, a pre-pubescent 12-year old.?” Now that I look back upon it, I realize how much of an idiot I was. Good luck in the future.

Foxtails: I don’t know you well enough for me to write a full-fledged entry, but this is actually longer than some of the people that I actually know, so uh, yeahhhh.

Cait: Hai Cait. I haven’t known you for a long time, so I’m just going to say hi.

Monsoon: Read above, M0ns00N.

Boomer: You’re actually not an asshole, for once. During the ACP/Nacho feud, you actually posed a threat to us, which I like. You were a wonderful leader, and you’re still awesome. #Diablo.

Alessa: Hello Alessa. I know you don’t like me, but whatever. You’re not ugly and I’m sorry for being a douche to you all of the time. 😦

Shad: Shad! I’ve known you for a long time. I wish you luck in the Marines.

Oh, and, WHEN I DANCE YOU GIVE?

Buck: Sup Buck. We’ve had our ups and downs, but you’re still a pretty cool guy.

RJM: You most likely will NEVER see this, but we’ve talked about your, “activities” and I condone of them, lmfao.

Oberst: I love you.

Tanner: I love you. Sexy ginger. (hello)

Hurr: You’re an awesome leader, keep it up. You need to communicate more with Chrisi, though.

Chrisi: Sup Chrisi! I barely know you, and you have been around for a long, long time. I guess since you were U.K., I never really communicated with you.

Chuck: You will most likely never see this, either, but you’re chill as fuck, and you show hot bitches on chat, which I appreciate.

Carly: I’m not sure if we’re cool or not O.o but yeah, you’re chill too.

50 Cent/Grant: You’re smart as hell, and don’t give up in school. Seriously, you have the potential to go places, and don’t give up now.

Last but not least….

KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: You’re fuckin’ awesome. You always know how to make people laugh. You’re a true vet, and you were definitely one of the best Nacho leaders ever.

IF I FORGOT YOU, I’M REALLY SORRY. I’m writing this at 12 in the morning, so my brain is kind of funny.

I’ll still be on chat and stuff, it’s just that I can’t stand CP warfare anymore. Later.

I HAVE ONE FINAL REQUEST. To be inducted in the Nacho Hall of Fame. I know I haven’t really done anything for this army, but it’d be cool if I could be like, honorary soldier or something. 😛

 

After 1143 words, I’m done.

– Thex out.

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