Disclaimer: This is prehaps the single stupidest reason to declare war that I have ever encountered, but yeah, this is our reason.

As of today, the 20th day, of the 5 month, of the 2012th year since 0Ad, blah, blah, blah.

The Nachos of Club Penguin declare war on Specical Weapons And Tactics and the Army of Club Penguin. This is due to the extreme hostilities that have arisen between the three, at approximately1400 hours, on the 20th of May 2012, the NSSA discovered a plot masterminded by two leaders, Ganger90 of SWAT and Flipper[Insert numbers] of ACP, their objective of this disgraceful, gut wrenching plot was to take all the salsa in the world, and destroy it, this is an evil act, that is quite simply aiming to take all the love, fun, and happiness out of the world.

As the Nachos are Supreme Guardians of the Salsa, it is our duty to protect it, and to retaliate when something such as this occurs. Rise up Nachos, here the call, to arms, to arms and remember

“WE DON’T MARCH TO THE BEAT OF THE DRUMS

WE HERE MARACAS”

~Shadow2446

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