Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola Nachos!

Nachos, the tide of the war turns here. We have waited far too long to strike. We have been beaten down and kicked to the side. I’m here to tell you that this is no more. It is now our time to win.

No one believes in us. They think it’s over. They think we should surrender. I say no. They do not know us. We never back down even when the going gets tough. We are Nachos.

It’s now time to prove all those people wrong. It’s time to show the ACP our full power and potential. They will stand no chance against the mighty Nachos.

We will continue to march, for this war is far from over. This is only the beginning. As we continue to fight, fight with pride that Nacho pride that no other army will over have. Fight because you love the Nachos and you will do anything for them to win. Don’t let Nacho legends like Person, Shadow, and Zippy down, but more important don’t let your fellow soldiers down. Ever.

The ACP will never appreciate or respect the tactical side of war. They will never realize that tactics can win you a battle; they only care about size. If we want them to finally admit that they lost, we must have better size. We must get better size, Nachos. We must.

We already have the potential to get 40+ troops at every battle, but we need to be more consistent. All of our current soldiers, you must try to attend all of the battles that you can. Then on days like today where we have no battles, we all must recruit whether it is chat recruiting or on club penguin at sleet. It will help us a ton. Won’t that just be amazing to 40+ troops at every battle while destroying ACP in the process? Pretty fun, right?

Surrendering is not an option. It is no fun to lose. By surrendering it is saying that we lost and all of work and effort was for nothing. A battle is never truly lost unless one thinks they lost. Every battle is meaningful, and you can learn a lot from it. ACP may claim to win dozens of more battles even if they lost, but in the end the true winners will win the war and that will be us, Nachos.

Even if we did surrender, what would we do? A training session? A recruiting session? Boring. A war? Definitely  – much more exciting and eventful.

Ultimately, all of this is supposed to be fun, Nachos. It should be. Are you having fun? I am, but you know what would make it even more fun? Winning.

Not only are we going to start winning, we are also going to make one of the greatest comebacks ever; better than WWIII. We will make history Nachos. We are going to make history, and forever be remembered. To do this, everyone must contribute. Let’s do this, Nachos. Rise up.

We are Nachos. The best army in Club Penguin. Nothing phases us. It’s time, Nachos. It’s time to win. Power in the hat.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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