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Hello Nachos,

That time has come once again, and that time is war. Since our last war in August, our activity has greatly subsided, mostly due to school, but I’m sure a war can pump us right back. Another reason is the fact that, I don’t know about you, but training/recruiting sessions bore me, which is why you rarely see me at them. Practice battle’s are alright, but our size hasn’t usually been good at them, because nobody takes it seriously. My guess is that PB’s don’t have the same “spark” of interest that real ones do. So without any further words, here are my suggestions. (Note: I do not have anything against any of these  armies necessarily, I’d just thought that they’d make a good match)

Army Republic

Pretzels

UMA

And that concludes your choices! In all probability, your first response to this list is probably, “OMG BEEKY, Y AINT ACP ON THER?????” But don’t worry, for I have two valid reasons onto why I did not add them.

1. This is a pretty straightforward reason. If you think about it, we’ve virtually wasted our ENTIRE summer on one army. What’s the name of this army that I speak of? ACP. After that overlong, one month war finally ended, we came to a very controversial, and unstable treaty, which culminated in yet another month long war with ACP. I’m actually kind of reccomending that we don’t intentionally interact with ACP AT ALL until late at least mid October. This now brings into reason two….

2. “CUM ON BEEKY LETS FINISH ACP BEFORE THEYS GETS ALL STRONG AND POWAHFUL AGAIN!!!!”. I’ve gotten a lot of pc’s concerning this matter, of how we should just crush ACP before they rise again. However, honestly, if we hate them so much, then why does EVERY army strive to become what they are? I’m not talking about the core ACP, and their way of handling thing, I’m talking about the exterior. Every single army wants to be as big, and mighty, as ACP was, and prepare for the totally unbiased statement here: They were the biggest army of all in CP ville. No doubt it. Think what you want, but it’s the truth. Continuing onward, the CPA communtiy fundamentally revolves around ACP. However, for a more contempory, non CP example, I’ll tell you this: Say you’re playing a video game. It’s really difficult to beat, so you use some sort of cheat code to fix the predicament that you are now in. You finally begin to have fun, being at the top of the leaderboard, and then suddenly, you get bored, so you just figure hat you’ll come back to it again at some other time. You don’t, because you have already beaten it. End of example. So, we are pretending that this infamous “cheat code” is some army that goes out and kills ACP. It would be fun at first, but there would be no real “antagonistic” something to fight, so we would get bored, and go away.

Moral: If ACP dies, every army dies.

Leave your thoughts concerning the war suggestions, and not the ACP gibberish that I “threw in”.

~Beeky

44 Responses

  1. I disagree with the statement that if ACP dies, all armies will. Armies can survive without ACP. In fact, if ACP dies, other armies may rise from the scattered troops. oh, and I vote for AR. They’ve been ahead of us in the top 10 for a little and they seem like a good opponent.

  2. ture ture acp was the frist arny it was mostly the best like since cpac stared the 10 ten hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnachosrulemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmtherecollmmmmmmmmmm

  3. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    @uma part

  4. I say go for UMA. I need a good laugh.

  5. UMA I guess

  6. I think these are some good armies to face and it should be fun but I have a question: Will we face them individually at different times or will they all combine and face us at the same time?
    Thanks, Sport11298

    • Opps read too fast, I thought we were going to war against all of them but since we are picking one, I’d say go to war against AR because we are kind of allies with UMA and the Pretzels have like 5 other armies they are at war with so we wouldn’t get much time to battle them.

  7. I say Pretzals or AR

  8. We shouldnt go to war with Pretzels. Let them re-build a bit more.

  9. I vote Pretzels and UMA. P.S. great reason why we should leave acp be. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer(unless they have a weapon, then dont go near them)

  10. im new here so i dont know much about nachos but fire warriors

  11. I vote for the AR.

  12. We should declare war on

    AR and ACP!

  13. and help the Shadow Troops

  14. wait
    we should help the IW in a war

  15. or just declar war on LT if they are mean to other soldiers that is

  16. making my Suggetions

  17. and FYI UMA IS OUR ALLY!

  18. declare war on Pretzals

  19. I say we declare war on AR.

  20. army republic

    btw armies wont die without acp, the only armies that will die is army republic cos they steal acp’s troops.

  21. i think i would say UMA

  22. this is difficult, i would say pretzels, but too many armies are at war with them, ar, my other choice, being one of them, declaring war on ar would be helping pretzels…. but i say pretzels

    • Declaring war on Pretzels would be pointless. We would either have to help an already 4 army alliance against just the Pretzels to have events, or scheduel events at other times when the Pretzels’ troops are tired from fighting already. AR doesn’t have to be in the alliance vs. Pretzels, they chose to be. Pretzels declared war on ACP, and AR, DCP, and NW declared war on Pretzels. They really don’t need a 5th army attacking them.

      Meanwhile, AR has no servers threatened by the Pretzels. In fact, they haven’t really attacked the PCP as of yet, and their size will be similar to ours, so it can motivate the troops. They won’t be busy with other wars, because like I said earlier, they don’t have to fight Pretzels and haven’t yet.

      UMA would be a good choice too, seeing as they aren’t in any wars; however, they are only newly re-rising to large, and they have been our allies for quite a while.

      I am kinda surprised that DCP isn’t on this list. They would have made the perfect choice, since they are 2nd in the top 10 and really are not at true war with anybody else, since the Pretzels are only attacking ACP.

      Another reason to not declare war on the Pretzels is because it would be helping ACP, and I know a lot of Nachos are not particularly fond of ACP. Plus, I happen to be PCP advisor, so I really don’t want to have to chose between armies. *wary)

  23. AR. I have nothing against them but they are our size.

  24. if we declare war on uma
    i will single handedly murder every single child
    born and unborn
    and cover all of you in fecal matter
    you nipple twisting fuckers
    I vote Pretzels.

  25. not uma to easy army rebublic have a terrible name so i vote pretzels

  26. ya i think im going with…um…UMA!(btw who is AR?)

  27. i would like to speak to a leader on chat please

  28. Declare war on AR while we are in another war. Real classy.

  29. I now vote Pretzels

  30. Screw this, Ice Warriors.

  31. If we declare war on the Pretzels…. Won’t it make it the ‘War of the Foods’?

    Poke
    (Forever annoying army peoples)

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