Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Edit: I would also like to take this moment to laugh at SWAT, who deleted my comment on their site. Despite me using their technique of “if you delete this comment I’m right”, and, I reiterate you call the Nachos “hypocrites”…

“I find your words rather ballsy, threatening an army with far more experience and strength than yours.” Shiv, I found that awesome, which is why I have stolen it for the opening line of this post, before you have to;

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Because I have no love for English, please do not expect this to be like an essay, it’s just going to be some quotations, and me destroying the statements included in them.

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“This is our golden age”

This was SWAT’s last event; http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6127/c9ca9e65f9234e0e8e3e08a.png

They had a grand total of twenty-three in this picture, and considering I actually chose the best picture there, SWAT must have extremly low expectations of their army, if they consider twenty-three on CP to be their “golden age”. The Nachos normally get 23 on a bad day, and when we are averaging that, for example in the winter, we consider ourselves to be doing badly- although of course, our troops have high morale, and unlike SWAT if we are doing badly, our leaders don’t decide to “kill” the army, we keep going, no matter what.

“I know the last time around we were beaten by the Nachos because they had two other world power armies helping them.” Last two wars actually, and I believe the first time we had nobody helping us, I suppose you consider that a “golden age” as well, as having Nachos overrun  your servers does make them rather “golden”.

” They’re the biggest bunch of cheating hypocrites in armies,” That’s funny, coming from an army that harbours SaW, who I believe DOS’ed Night Warriors to beat them in a war…

“I find it hilarious how Nachos take credit for ACP’s fall, when it was really the Light Troops. LT battered ACP, making ACP smaller than ever, Nachos simply finished off the job by making ACP surrender.” This is hilarious! “LT battered”, in all of LT’s wars with ACP in the last 6 months, I believe ACP has came out on top, and quite often ioioluk has decided to end LT, that’s not a very good “battering”, is it? And I do believe ACP declared war on US, who then retaliated, as far as I can remember, we were destroying ACP, but kindly decided to accept peace, due to an excellent deal, and the surrender of ACP, which is an amazing accomplishment, considering ACP has never surrendered beforehand. LT hijacked our success, by declaring war on ACP at their weakest point, I’d love to know how they are responsible for ACP’s fall, but there again, your exaggerated details, and plain lies would not interest me.

“like the Nachos rely on Puckley” We do not rely on Puckley, and while yes, Puckley is undeniably a fantastic leader, we have a range of diverse owners, who are all leaders of significant quality, during the past year, we have had some of the greatest owners to ever lead the Nachos-and very likely, in CP armies as a whole- and upon leaving the Nachos, only one of these has immediately joined another army- Cul. At least our owners remain loyal, this is most likely why you have “never heard of them”, but I believe Shiver explained this perfectly, so I’ll not touch on it. -But as a side note, I don’t believe SWAT has ever even hit 20 consistently without Ganger.

“alot” It’s spelt “a lot”.

Ganger’s 

“the age of transition to begin” Let’s assume that SWAT, LT and Pirates did become the main armies, that would mean that this age would be the age of oppressive leaders, that will not allow their troops freedom of speech, and threaten their troops with doxes if they dare attempt to leave (Ok, so that bit does kind of only apply to Pirates, but still Ganger wants them to be one of the “main” armies.)

“SWAT has emerged from the grave to come back and prove our dominance” The fact that you have ever been in your grave is appalling, at least none of the three armies that you mean to knock from power (ACP, IW, Nachos) have ever died, I believe this proves us to be greatly superior, much better led, with loyal troops.

“We will become the new best Army of Club Penguin.” The capital letters, oh the lol’s, Ganger clearly means that SWAT will become ACP, even if it’s only subconsciously, this is evident from his brain placing capital letters; “Army of Club Penguin”, the army that they  slander all the time, they want to be? And they call us “hypocrites”…

“we are SWAT, the Special Weapons and Tactics.The keyword is ‘special’.” Do I even need to explain this… xD

“I don’t care if a bulldozer comes storming at you, you don’t run from it, YOU RUN THROUGH IT!” Oh, proving the sub-intelligence of Ganger. But seriously, even as a symbol, it is floored, a symbol needs to have some realism, otherwise, it becomes this; a symbol of somebody being crushed by a bulldozer…

“And that my people, is what we must do against this alliance of the elders, whose time has truly come.” Yes that’s right, it’s 2012 The Year of The Nacho, and we’ve been doing great this year, except from a few hiccups, so our time has come- although not quite the way you want it xP

“we can’t be beat, won’t be beat.” Well, you’ve successfully gained the mind-set of ACP, you know, that army you hate?

“A new generation has emerged, the age of the Light troops, the pirates and SWAT. But mostly, SWAT.” You’re really kind to your allies aren’t you, watch out LT and Pirates, SWAT wants to be better than you 😉

And now a comment on Ganger’s post, from SirTedWa5 “Awesome cool Speech.  ” No, it was a flawed speech, which made Ganger look like an idiot, however we already knew he was an idiot.

Ganger, please do not claim your speeches are good, because I believe I found MASSIVE flaws in every single one of your speeches that I have read, and that is going back at least 4-5 months.

~Chrisi Blule

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