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Nachos vs UMA

Date: January 18, Friday

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Time:

:arrow:7:30 P.M EST

:arrow:6:30 P.M CST

:arrow:5:30 P.M MST

:arrow:4:30 P.M PST

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➡ TODAY

Tactics Session

Date: Saturday, January 12th

Server: Cloudy

Time:

➡ 3:00 pm EST

➡ 2:00 pm CST

➡ 1:00 pm MST

➡ 12:00 pm PST

➡ 8:00 pm GMT

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Hola Nachos! Well, what’s so special about January 12, 2013? Nothing really, but it sounds like something you should attend, right? 😀 We’re getting back into some action, and it would be nice to have a great event though. With a few days of break from battles, there is no reason why we shouldn’t perform well. I’d like to see some sizes of at least 30+ Nachos. It’ll be a pretty laid back event, but we’ll definitely have some fun though! 😉 We’ll try out some new tactics, and I’ll let you guys lead for a bit too. Please try your best to attend! We need you all! 😀

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos,

The war is now officially over! Last night after our victory at Big Foot, the Dark Warrior leaders confronted us and proposed a treaty to end the current war. After some debating over the offer between us leaders, we decided to accept their offer to officially end the war. We discussed the final terms with the DW leaders, and both armies have agreed upon the following:

• Nachos and DW exchange any conquered or claimed servers, so they return to the original owner.
• DW receives a land grant to the server Deep Snow.
• Both armies cannot attack each other until March 1st, 2013. If this is broken, the army who attacks will have to give their entire nation to the other.
• Both armies must view the treaty as an agreement, not a win or loss.

With the war now officially over, I’d like to congratulate you all on an excellent war! It was definitely a tiring war, but at moments we definitely shined and proved our strength and dominance! The Dark Warriors presented a tough challenge to us, but we remained resilient and continued to fight on with Nacho pride.

We could have continued the war if we wanted, but the war really would have been more of the same with an unnecessary number of battles along with an unwillingness to admit defeat from either side. It would have been exhausting to continue, but we definitely could have managed and struck down on DW with more power than ever. We had already been in such a war last summer with ACP, but then again that was summer and this is January.

I have no doubt we could have out-lasted the Dark Warriors, but the longevity of the war would have taken a huge toll not only the army physically, but as well as on us mentally with exhaustion and boredom. I will tell you one thing for sure though, we definitely hit the DW hard as they have declined majorly in size. To be honest, I think we are letting them off the hook. They are limping to the finish line trying to hold on until the next party comes along, so they can chat recruit once more.

Really, the Dark Warriors were just trying to get us out of the picture, so they could maintain what they have now until then. Or they could just be trying to make peace before another army like the Army Republic strikes. Who knows or really cares. Back to the point, the DW were beginning to fall. Remember back to the beginning of the war when they stated this: “This war has only two possible outcomes: The Dark Warriors die or the Nachos surrender.”? Well, neither of those things happened; however, since DW wanted the war over with, they were obviously sensing a fall that could bring the end to them.

So, really, why not continue the war? We would, but we are in a fragile position right now. We would rather not risk a major fall at this point in the year. A fall at this point in the year would be difficult to overcome. I highly doubt a major fall would occur, but it’s better not to risk such a thing. It would kill me to leave when this place is struggling.

It has only been about a week of war, but it can be seen it has weakened the army in a slight way. We will need to restrengthen any vulnerable areas. I believe that won’t be a problem whatsoever, and we’ll be right back at full-strength. A nice break from battles will definitely help, or definitely help me at least. We had a whole day of nothing today, and we won’t have anything tomorrow either. We’ll get back into some action on Saturday though.

I could probably keep going on things to say, but I’ll end it at this for now. I’ll get the site activity going again as I have a little bit more time now than I did the past few days.

Once again, Nachos, great job on the war! We did great! With the war now over, we will regroup for a bit, have some fun as always, then of course prepare for a future war. 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola,

      Today, even though the times got a little bit tough, we pulled through, and created quite possibly the largest upset ever in CP army history! But hey, what I am saying so much for? Like a wise man once said,

Oh yes Saw, yes they do.

Now, on the Dark Warrior’s website, you will see a picture of me allegedly surrendering. However, that pic is simply a cropped version of what you see here:

Alright, now that that’s taken care of, our beloved 3ic Wilson took a nice photo for us:

(Yes, my ass is in the picture)

After the dust settled, only two soldiers remained:

However, that is only a picture of us claiming victory, does Saw agree?

Alright, maybe I had a little something to do with that last picture, but what Unk told me looked promising.

And there you have it. I mean, like Saw said before, “pics do the talkin”.

   ~Beeky

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Today, we marked onto our home land of Deep snow. Like always, the Dark Warriors won’t admit defeat.  Soon, the words Lost and Defeated won’t even be in our dictionary!

Edd64

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Today, our European Division fought against DW’s Euro’s on Big Snow, it was a hard fought battle, and I was really impressed with our reactions to tactics, if we had just a few more people we could have won it! But we didn’t, and we have to accept that, I’m sure that we’ll get Big Snow back at some point, but for now, we don’t own it.

At the beginning of the event.

We weren’t “crying” we were angry that you didn’t know the difference between you’re and your. Well Chrisi was angry.

Nercolas Cerg is angry too.

~Chrisi Blule

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Hola Nachos!

It was another victory today on Bobsled as we battled the Dark Warriors in a close a battle! Who knows, we could still be fighting if DW didn’t decide to log off in the middle of the battle. As for the battle itself, we did very well! We had about 25+ throughout the battle, so not bad, but I’d still like us to be up around the 30+ range consistently throughout a battle. We might have cracked 30 at one point during the very beginning, not too sure. However, all that matters is that we won, and we still performed very well in doing so. It was a fun battle, so hope you all had a good time too! 😀 Overall, fantastic job, Nachos! Let’s keep this going and finish the Dark Warriors off!

Khimo and I were discussing before the battle, and we agreed that both armies would meet in the Mine at 3:05 EST. We agreed Nachos would go to the Mine Shack and DW to the Pool then we would both charge in at :05. However, DW decided not to follow that agreement, so that is why they have so many more here. DW are the real cheaters.

Khimo and I agree again to move the battle to a new room. We both set time for both armies to use the map to get into the Ice Berg. Since more Nachos got in at first, DW refused to go to the Ice Berg. I finally convinced them to go to the Ice Berg, but they literally stayed for less than a minute and retreated to the Town.

DW tells us they will claim victory if we don’t attack them in the Town. We went anyway knowing what would probably happen. Most of us got disconnected, so we regrouped in the Forts. However, by this time DW had logged off already right in the middle of the battle.

Since DW left, here’s what happened:

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

This morning we successfully defended another server of ours, Blizzard. It was another great win for us, so great job to you all. I’d like to thank all the troops who woke up early to battle with us as we could not have won without you. Also, a big thank you to the ACP for their assistance in helping us defend Blizzard. We had good sizes for a morning battle with about 15+ Nachos along side 10+ ACP. Once again, excellent job today, guys! Let’s keep this up!

DW “claims” that they will not use allies.

Now, DW tries to call us out for ACP assisting even though they are using SWAT and Pirates. Hypocrites much?

Khimo (DW Leader) starts raging…lol.

Even though DW claimed they weren’t going to use allies and were calling us out for doing so, they like the hypocrites they are go and call allies anyway as you can see the SWAT logging on.

Khimo tries to deny that the Pirates are even on, but finally admits to using SWAT.

Oh, looks like I was right… the Pirates were on too….

Now onto the pictures of the battle. 😀

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Hola Nachos!

Last night, we successfully defended Aurora at 1:00 AM, EST! It was a nice try by the Dark Warriors, but they cannot beat us at our own game! We had around 15 or so Nachos there with picture-perfect tactics. Overall, great job, Nachos! A huge thank you to all the troops who came; you definitely proved your loyalty!

Sore losers?

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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Edit:

Well, today wasn’t all pretty, but we got 2/3 of the jobs done. Today, We had 3 jobs. 1. Conquer the Dark Warriors Capital, 2. Defend our Mother land, Fjord, and lastly, defend our loved recruiting server Bigfoot. I can say, I am proud of what you did on Frosty, and Bigfoot. But, what happened on Fjord, I have no idea.  We will be invading Fjord soon, so don’t get your panties in a twist.  Anyways, we have a winning record in this war, and be ready for tomorrow, because there is a ton of events then. Anyways, this is us on Frosty while DW had 20+ and used Pirates.

Puck Edit: Here’s my pictures. I only got a couple of them from each battle, so sorry about that. Anyway, nice job today guys!

Invasion of Frosty [VICTORY]

We reached up to 30+ Nachos on Frosty.

Defense of Fjord [Defeat D:]

We started with 25+, but we dropped to 20 when we tried to get into the Ice Berg. We then dropped to around 15 in the Ice Rink as many people had to leave.

Defense of Big Foot [VICTORY]

20-25 Nachos

Also, wanna hear Saw’s secret? He is madly in love with a noob troop named Gamma Girl! This is how he spends is New Years Eve: apparently “drinking” and hanging out on Club Penguin.

~Edd64

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