Nacho Army of Club Penguin

On this day of April 7, 2013, the Nacho Army of Club Penguin declare war on…

The Army of Club Penguin!

It’s been one of the most anticipated wars yet and it’s finally here! We have declared war on them just for fun and because ACP always gives us a good challenge. Things may get heated up, but it should be a fair war. It is the Nachos vs ACP, not the Nachos vs ACP and their colonies. As of always, we are a powerful force that can take down anyone. We have beat ACP before so let’s do it again. As a reward, we will all get our green cards. What we will need for this war are:

• Large sizes
• Phenomenal tactics
• Dedication
• KFC
• Tacos
• Cat Tanks
• B-69 Jets
• Guadalupe (I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but it’s fun saying it)

Our goal is to have fun and win, not to sign a treaty like every army does nowadays. I am proud to be one of the leaders of this glorious army. We have gone through tough times, but we managed to get past that right away and show everyone that we even the worst of troubles can’t put us away permanently. Let’s show them who we really are. We aren’t just a Club Penguin army… we are a family. Our bond cannot be broken. FOR THE KRUSTY KRAB!

Nacho Strategy

1. Boycott ACP Chat: Don’t go on ACP chat at all! Don’t contribute to their numbers in anyway whatsoever. You’re obviously going to be guested and banned on ACP chat, so don’t bother staying on.

2. Ignore the ACP: Whenever you see a post dissing the Nachos in anyway, turn the other cheek. I don’t want Nachos putting something disrespectful that will put the whole army to blame for that one comment. Think about what you are going to say before you say it. Ignore whatever ACP says.

3. Own: Yes, OWN. That is the main part of our strategy. Getting on Club Penguin and invading the ACP’s servers 24/7. In order to win a war with a large army, endurance must be achieved. This means you may have to spend 2 hours of your life sitting in front of a computer screen. In that case, if you know a battle is coming up, don’t come on at all that day until 10 minutes before battle time. That way, you can stay on a bit longer. Also, only listen to the leaders and owner ranks on chat. That is the main way we can own.

4. Stay strong: This war may very well last 1-2 months or more. Staying strong is key. If we do not stay strong and begin to fall apart, the war will be futile, and our army will be crushed. As long as you stay strong, the Nacho Empire will hold and our goals will be accomplished, bringing peace and safety once again. This war will bring a new era into the Nacho Armed Forces.

5. The Capital: Taking the capital is not the first on our list. We take their capital early in the war, they’ll try take Fjord early in the war. It is futile, aim for the smaller servers

~Skinny Leather Pants, Ads354~

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