Hola nachos!

Today, we rose up, as a unified division, and defeated the ACP’s UK division. We defended Snow Fort,   from ACP’s force, and that fact will make me eternally proud of you guys.

Hold on, hold on. Let me say that again. WE DEFEATED, ACP’S UK DIVISION. That’s right, us the NACHO UK DIVISION, since they were invading Snow Fort, they had to get a much larger size than us, and better tactics, which they did not achieve, and we even had more size than them at times.   ( don’t worry funks, there’ll be proof just down below 😉 )

I’m so, so, so SO proud of you guys today. We are the long lost UK division of the nachos, and we will become legendary if we keep our achievements at this sort of level. We have been almost non-existent for years, guys, and then we suddenly rise from the ashes, like a newborn phoenix. That makes me happier than you can imagine, and it should make you guys happy too. Besides, I really enjoyed today from a battle perspective and I hope you guys did too.

All the fairy crap and weird stuff aside, today was a really great performance. Like before, we started out reasonably small, at the pre-battle, with about sizes of 7-9. Then, we grew, and grew, and grew to seemingly no extent for us, and by the end of the battle for the town, we were getting sizes of something like 15 nachos, which is an incredible achievement for the UK division.

And if you think that was incredible, boy, is there more to come. The ACP retreated to the iceberg, and we immediately chased them down with a jokebomb. Now, they formed some weird little “D” formation, have no idea what’s up with that but I can only assume it stands for d*cks. Anyways, during our time at the berg, we dominated ACP with sizes of 15-18, maxing 18, which is, as I say a HUGE achievement for us. Meanwhile, by the end of the iceberg battle, they dropped down to about 10-12. Silly ACP, thinking they could beat the best UK division ever, the nachos UK division *facepalm*.

They then proceeded to run to the pizza parlor, where our size dropped a bit due to a misunderstanding of orders. It turned out a couple of other people were saying for people to charge straight to the pizza parlor, while I wanted us to wait outside. Well guys… I hate to be kinda pompous, but I am kind of the UK leader, so unless I tell you to lead tactics and charges, you shouldn’t really be doing it. Regardless of this, we still matched ACP quite nicely at the pizza parlor, and then it was 19:30, and time to go, really. My computer accidentally restarted, leaving nachos leaderless (so I couldn’t tell them to log off) and it seemed ACP went to the mine, thinking the battle was still on, so a couple of people tried to go to the mine, and ACP seems to think that counts. Well, I’m not gonna be counting anything that happened in the mine, that’s for sure.

That’s pretty much a run through of things that went on during the battle, but who wants some pictures to prove how AMAZING we did today?!?

Lets go then 😉

Smexy jokebomb here to get things rolling in our favour for the nachos.

Not an amazing puffle tactic considering our size, but it wasn’t bad, and the size is veryyy nice in this picture. I count about 15 nachos.

Again, good size here, and some nice intimdation of ACP there. I really was shocked at this point as to how small ACP was, and we later had a tactic in the town where we said, “Is this ACP?”

Very nice E9 tactic there, with not bad size

Can anyone else say FAIL, ACP? They have 13, we have 15 or 16.

I think this was one of our best bombs here, a very good E8 bomb shown off here with many people doing it. 

And here it is, our best size and tactic. This was an outstanding tactic yet not all of us were doing it. If you stare at the screen and count the nachos (don’t forget to look through the emote bubble thingies, and see the names – there are about 4 hidden ones) you should count about 18 nachos. while poor old ACP only have 14. 😛

This was when ACP ran to the pizza parlor and there was a bit of confusion, nevertheless there was a very good E1 bomb taking place when we managed to get our stuff together a bit.

So that’s it for the pictures, and I hope you can see why I’m declaring this a win. ACP didn’t have clear size advantage, or  tactic advantage (check their pictures if you want, they’ll be biased though) and therefore they cannot warrant a successful invasion of Snow Fort.

What an amazing moment. The Nachos UK force is risen again.

It doesn’t end there though! Let’s keep pushing and pushing! Maybe one day, we’ll reach 25-30 😉 . Just keep coming to all the defences this week, and I’ll definitely be recommending you for promotion!

That’s all for this post, nachos.

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT! that doesn’t mean you, funks.

Also, I’m extremely impressed that, Waterkid from the Pirates army is a mod in our chat and was running rampage banning all the members in the nacho chat, yet we kept our cool, temporarily moved chats efficiently, and STILL won. Outstanding stuff. Waterkid can’t really expect to be allowed on this chat anymore, mind. 😉

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