Buenos Tardes, Nachos,

VICTORY ON CLOUDY!!

Well,  We’ve done it again, guys, once again we’ve smashed the ACP UK force into smithereens 😀 Only this time, we did it with style, and we didn’t have waterkid bombing our chat. Today’s performance was even better than yesterday’s, so WHO knows what the next UK event will bring? I suggest you do your best to come, and not miss out 😉 .

Read on for more details of the battle!

I arrived for the battle not too early, and we logged on at about 6:45 PM GMT, starting our prebattle in the snow forts. This build up to the battle was ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT. Our tactics were slow at the start, but we did a complete L shape from the clock tower, down to the bottom right corner of the chat bar, to the bottom left corner of the chatbar, and I’m pretty sure we maxed about 17 right there. We have a couple pics from the Snow Forts, but not ones of the amazing size we reached there.

After a bit of me derping around (for a few seconds I thought we were on the offensive :|) we charged into the Town, where we found the ACP reaching appalling sizes once again. They must have had about 14 in the town, and the charge left us attacking with about the same size, although ACP were more spread out, and lost a few troops during the town battle. After a very short time, they retreated to the pool, which was an interesting location for them to choose, for sure. We waited outside the pool in the plaza before charging, in an organised fashion rather than just chasing him.  After all, that’s happened before in British History, and the chasing army always gets destroyed for doing so.

We got some great tactics off in the pool, and ACP lost a TON of size there for sure, while we gained quite a bit. Then ACP tried to pull a surprising move. “MINE”, they said, as they stood outside the entrance to it, however they ran to the berg. Good one ACP, I think it was “Ice” who discovered they’d gone to the berg quickly (well done!), and we jokebombed them while they struggled to raise their size over ten as they tried to move their troops to the iceberg. The iceberg battle was close but we fought off the ACP valiantly, and once again, beat their size as you might see from pictures, They made an L line, and we dissected it with a line across the berg.

They tried the exact same thing again, and when they said “Cove” on CP, they actually went to Plaza. #LRN2SPELL. Anyways, we knew they were gonna pull that crap and chased them to the Plaza. We beat them in size in a close fought battle yet again, yada yada yada, we’ll let the pictures speak, but you would have needed to be there to feel what was going on, to be honest. It was just a very well fought battle from us, (and they didn’t do TOO badly tactics wise…).

ACP then tried to pull their next dirty trick. After doing a tactic where they said, “Victory” (to which we promptly said “No”) they Press B, and disappeared from the Plaza. Pre-battle, Funks had agreed with me the battle was to be 40 minutes long, and the time was 19:35. Obviously this was a last ditch attempt to try and snatch victory from us, but I knew immediately and it didn’t work. We quickly chased the fleeing ACP to the Dojo, and at the end of the battle, at 19:39 We executed them with a bunch, and then “Doom” x 9 charge, and logged off. They were helpless to respond.

It was kind of obvious that yet again, although the battle wasn’t a landslide for us, we defended Cloudy, because they didn’t have sufficient troops to take over the server, over us. Overall, a very good performance from you guys, and I’m once again, very proud 😉  On another note, you were all a lot more co operative today, which I appreciate a lot. So thanks again for that.

It’s pictures time 😀

Pre battle – E9 in line tactic. A great turnout already for a UK event, but as you’ll see, it gets better.

As I was saying.. 😛 Here our size is even BETTER,  reaching about 14-15

As soon as we got into the town and had bombed the ACP line, we got straight into a chat bar line, which was cutting off some of ACP’s formation, as you can see from the picture.

At this point, I think someone was claiming ACP was bigger from the ACP side. And I was just laughing out loud. Count the soldiers, and I think you’ll see who’s ACTUALLY bigger here by about 4 soldiers.

More AWESOME size against ACP and a very nice E+1 tactic here. We’re clearly happy to be winning the battle at this point :P.

Pictures in a different format, as they come from a different person. These may just be extensions of earlier tactics that have been put in already.

E8 in line tactic again 😀

Before charging the Pool, I asked troops to ready a “Nacho army” x 4 bomb to charge in with, and although it’s not an easy tactic to execute, the results were brilliant!

ACP thought they could get away to the pool but we just chased them, sat on them, and farted. Nice 😛 but seriously, a very good tactic and a successful charge. Waiting before charging can do wonders, you know.

ACP were bombing before this, so we put up our defences and pressed J to defend against their bomb.

While ACP lost size, we stayed strong with great sizes of 16 here.

An extension of the picture beforehand, just showing off even more our extreme excellence, and awesomeness 😀

At the start of the plaza battle, we lost troops a bit, but we soon gained them  back again. That’s something you’ll have to trust me on and ask others about, cause we can’t have everything in here xD

The bunch before the finishing blow was given, the Doom bomb. Unfortunately the Doom bomb itself wasn’t screenshot, but it was purely incredible, and the best thing I’ve seen the UK nachos do so far.

SO, you’ve witnessed the awesome power of the Nachos’ UK division first hand, once again. You guys keep making me proud like this, and very soon, we’re gonna be the largest Uk division in town, baby 😀 THIS. WAS. AN. AMAZING. BATTLE. FOR. US. I couldn’t spell it out to those who weren’t there more if you tried, and that is, that you shoulda been there for the awesome spectacle of us, the long lost division.

I’ll be back with another 1200 word post soon, guys, so I hope you don’t miss them too much, but until then,

Adios!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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