Hola Nachos!

The battle we lost on Wednesday seemed to be a distant memory as we marched onto the server on Klondike, to defend our newly gained server. And, DEFEND IT WE DID! We won the UK battle of Klondike today, and we won it in style, as usual. ACP are faltering, their UK division is getting slowly smaller, and we are grinding them down to dust on the floor, where they belong.

Read more for the AWESOME details of the AWESOME event complete with AWESOME pictures!

Well, we defended Klondike, but how you may ask did we do that? Well, things were looking great from the start. To tell the truth, chat sizes weren’t great about half an hour before the battle, but when we logged in at 6:45, 15 minutes before the battle, it was apparent that we were gonna win the battle. While we were preparing during the pre-battle, ACP decided to pay us a little visit and try to stay permanently. First the joined on the end of our line, and then at the start of the battle they tried to make a sort of failed Diagonal line as you can see below, while we demonstrate some EPIC warfaces! You UK guys are so sexy 😉

Next up it was the money, and we had even more people online by the time we did this tactic! 😀 just check it out!

However, ACP realised that things were obviously not working out, as we were much larger than them. SO, they decided to run away (like they usually do in UK battles) and run to the Town, where MOST of the rest of the 40 minute battle was spent. Weird, huh?
Anyways, we joke-bombed the town, where I almost fell off of my chair on discovering how puny ACP were. Our joke bomb was pretty huge and effective as you can see! This picture was actually taken as well before the joke bomb REALLY got underway, and you can see there’s a couple people who hadn’t even entered the room yet.

Next, we made a line down, like a reverse L shape for the people who didn’t fit, but it became obvious that wouldn’t work, because there were too many of us and we looked all scrunched up –

So, we decided to make a line across, above ACP’s chat bar line, and put it in the middle of the town. Here came some very nice success 😉

NOW THAT, THAT, is spectacular. Almost everyone is doing the tactic, and there are quite a few of us there. ACP were tiny in contrast to us at the moment, and it stayed that way for quite some time –

Now, I’m not gonna go through much more of the battle, because it pretty much consisted of the whole thing being in the town, so I’ll just put a few more pictures from the town in!

Same place, and this time, it was an E+C tactic. Coffee, anyone? All this destroying ACP is wearing me out.

After some frenzying from both sides, the lines rearranged and we put ourselves in a chat line so that ACP were forced to do a line down. Incidentally, they were small enough to do what we couldn’t do to our size earlier. Funny, hm? Anyways, this was a beautiful E+5 tactic. Still shocked at ACP’s sizes, I bet.

READY THE CANNON! FIRE! This was awesome, as per usual I literally said “Say Fire and throw snowballs” and usually only a couple people do this one, but this time, nearly everyone did! and we ended up barraging ACP with a fearsome torrent of snowballs.

Flowers. We were running out of tactics, okay? No homo. Nice tactic, but it could have been better. For example it could’ve been something other than flowers :O

ACP bunched in the bottom left corner of the room near the map, and I told the troops that when ACP charged, we would do a doom bomb. However, the filthy tactic stealers charged OUT with a Doom bomb, so we quickly switched to an E9 defense, which was no problemo at all.

Then, after a lot of combat had taken place at the town – (This had all taken us up to about 19:32) ACP used the map, however they only went to the snowforts. We charged in there win an E+P puffle bomb, and then we formed a very nice Diagonal line (after some prompting the troops to spread out more – we need to work on that, guys!) and pulled off some nice tactics.

THAT is how you do a diagonal line in the forts, ACP. *Facepalm*

And, at the end of the battle, we finished things off with a NACHO ARMY x 4 tactic, and ACP verrrrry stupidly claimed victory after it, to which we said “Nachos win”, which they quite obviously did! xD

So that’s pretty much a summary of the battle, and I kind of did the pictures as well, which is a different format I’ll be using for my posts.

Stay tuned for the results posts of any new UK events we’ll be having! If there aren’t too many invasions / defences scheduled for the UK force next week, we’ll be having a tactics session.

Oh, and guys, thank you SO SO SO SO SO much for being so loyal, and more active than last event! It means so much to me that you all make the effort to come and participate, and help the Nachos win! So keep coming to events, as I’m sure as always, there’ll be lots of fun stuff in store for you guys! 😀

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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