Hola Nachos!

Starting now, I’m going to start posting a “Story of the Day” whenever there is need for more posts on the website or just if we need something fun and entertaining to check out!  We have an entire collection of stories on the Nacho Story Book which I don’t think are read too often anymore by everyday readers.  These stories are fun, exciting, and hilarious which are well worth a read!  Maybe you have read some stories, or perhaps none at all, but each story is great with their personal touch of Nacho. 😉  I definitely encourage you to read! 😀

The first book that I’m going to show you is a part of three part series, so you’ll read the first part today.  It is one of the funniest stories of our collection, so it’s definitely worth reading!  You’ll be taken on an adventure through Nacho Camp and encounters with the ACP through the dialogue of well-known Nachos! 😀

Read more for the story!

Editor’s note: Sorry Ken D: 😉

Lemons for the Champions

By Jake23224 (Toonlink723)

Person stood on a small mountain, watching the Nacho troops attack the ACP. Suddenly a huge blast appeared in front of his eyes.

BOOM!!! It roared, louder than the Nacho’s screams, louder than Puckley yelling out, “LEMON!” It was terror.

The blast ended… 43 Nachos fell and several injured. “Oagal…” Person murmured angrily. Person scanned the war room; A few ACP soldiers were sacrificed due to the lag. Survivor Nachos were crawling back to the camp, bleeding. “Sir, we can’t go on for now!” Zippy exclaimed, helping out a Nacho who was limping. Person stood silent for a while… Zippy looked up.

“ACP wins this round… we were caught off guard.” Said Person snapping his flippers.

The camp walked away injured and defeated. They arrived at Fjord, and rested there.

“Damn Person, we almost got them.” Puckley said angrily throwing a lemon to a poster of Oagalthorp drinking his Pepto Bismol. Person nodded. “But that was pretty awesome on what you did there, nice leading Puck.” He smiled. Puckley saluted and brought his lemons to Pringle.

“BONK BONK” Pringle exclaimed. He grabbed a lemon and threw it at Zippy, Zippy frowned.

“What the heck was that for Pringle?” he yelled

“Bonk!” Pringle screamed.

Zippy rolled his eyes and polished the cat tank, Person walked beside him.

“We need to recruit.” He ordered, his eyes narrowed.

“Ehh sir, the other Nachos are still injured like hell!” he answered. Person groaned and spat at the tank. Zippy pulled out his tongue at the spit, disgusted, and cleaned it.

“Aaah!!!!111! BATLE ON MAMO0TH! ACP ISH DER!!1! G0 DER AND ATAK!” A noob screamed grabbing an AK-47 and accidentally shot Puckley in his sombrero.

“LEMONS!!!” Puckley screamed and threw a load of lemons at the noob. Person laughed. Zippy was neutral and Pringle bonked himself. Linkin arrived with a cast on his left flipper, and a black eye. “ACP didn’t plan the bomb from the start, some Noob ordered them to.” Linkin chuckled weakly. “I just threw some lemons at a noob a while ago!” Puckley yelled while drinking lemonade. Linkin shrugged and played with his PSP. Zippy stared at Linkin and said, “I HATE SONY.”
*Meanwhile at the ACP camp*

“Success is ours!” Oagalthorp exclaimed happily while drinking 3 packs of Pepto Bismol. They threw a huge party and the troops shot their guns at a huge Pepto Bismol can, the soda spilled out and Oagal fainted.

*Back at Nachos camp*

Aka woke up from the war, he was covered in bruises. He yawned and coughed. He gasped when he saw a lemon in front of him.

“Puckley…” Aka said.

A day past and the Nachos were healed. Zippy ran to Person, he stumbled on rocks and fell on him. Person got up and frowned, Zippy coughed and said, “We can now recruit!”

“@#%$ yeah.” Linkin replied.

Person couldn’t go; he had to watch out for ACP troops at the camp. Puckley was in charge.

“We recruit, with lemons!” Puckley noted.

Zippy asked in grief. “Why the hell was Puckley in charge?” Puckley turned around and smiled, “Because my lemons are deadly.”

Linkin was healed; he ordered some of the Nachos for a coca cola.

“I asked for Coca Cola with ICE!!!!” He yelled splashing the drink into the Nacho soldier’s eyes. “AAAAH! MY FREAKIN’ EYES! IT BURNZZZZ” he screamed in pain. Pern (Person) turned around and frowned at Linkin, “Only I could do that!” he said. Linkin laughed.

At the ACP base, Kenneth had a meeting with the ACP soldiers. “I heard that the Nachos will recruit since we killed most of their troops.” He noted to them. An ACP Noob raised his hands and yelled, “OMG!! WE KIL3D DEMM!1! ACP IZ S0O0 AWSME!”

“SILENCE! Only I can talk here in this meeting unless I tell you to talk.” He shouted stomping his feet. The troops fell silent and Kenneth continued, “We shall hide at the Dojo and when they feel completely safe, we’ll charge at them, any questions?” he asked.

Nobody answered. Finally, a troop stood up, “I thought you said we shouldn’t talk!” he said confusingly. Kenneth was steamed, “Why am I always stuck with these noobs?”

Puckley was recruiting and 23 newbies joined, most were noobs.

“OMG HOW CAN I CHAT WITH YOU!?!?” A noob yelled in front of Zippy.
“Look up Nacho Army of Club Penguin.” Zippy said. “WHERE?! WHERE WILL I FIND IT!?” Zippy yelled and said, “Motha @%#8*-ing Noob! Just search it on Google!”

Aka’s spine tingled, his sombrero shook and his butt farted. He knew ACP was planning something. “That’s against the war law!” Aka shouted to himself, already knowing what ACP planned. He was freakin’ physic.

Kenneth led the army to the Dojo quietly, not letting anyone squeal or whisper. He was determined to embarrass the Nachos and kill all their troops.

Puckley walked around at the Snow Forts, where they recruited. Shab arrived late holding a cheeseburger in his hand. Zippy bumped Shab and dropped his cheeseburger. “OMG YOU DROPZ MAH CHEEZBGR!” Shab yelled at Zippy.

*Nacho Camp*

Joker ran away from Linkin because he accidentally knocked over his Coca Cola.
“Jesus! I’m sorry Linkin!” Joker screamed. “I don’t freaking care! You’re dead to me you little terrormite!” he responded angrily. Linkin grabbed a bat from a basket and began to bonk Joker in the head.

“BONK BONK!” Pringle said happily. Person stood in front of Joker and Joker stopped running immediately before he was gonna bump him. Linkin didn’t stop and he crashed Joker and Pern as they hit the wall. “Linkin, if you do this one more time I’ll remove you from your highest rank!” Person yelled. Linkin groaned and bit Joker’s flipper. Joker screamed.

*Snow Forts*

The Nachos marched up and down to attract penguins and Puckley gave them hot motorcycles magazines. Zippy just read “A Christmas Carol” and Shab ate his cheeseburger that was on the floor. Kenneth grabbed a telescope and saw the Nachos recruiting. He grunted and grabbed a mini-gun and shot it in the air.

The Nachos heard the shot and froze. “What the hell..?” Puckley wondered. Shab stopped eating and looked up. He saw ACP rogues charging down the mountain.

“Oh Snap…” Zippy shivered.

“PREPARE YOURSELVES MEN! And uh, WOMEN!” Puckley yelled grabbing 130 lemons. He got a cannon and fired the lemons to the ACP soldier’s eyes. The lemon juice sprayed them. “AAAUUUUGHHHH! MY EYES!” They squealed in pain. Kenneth grabbed an umbrella and charged down. There were still plenty of troops going down the mountain.

“WE’RE DOOMED!” a soldier cried while sneezing on Zippy’s poncho. Puckley gulped, “At least, we’ll die… with lemons…” At that point when Kenneth stepped on the Snow Forts, a loud rumbling began. ACP stopped and looked around, they were confused and so did the Nachos. Suddenly, a fog began to appear and covered the Snow Forts. “Hmph, Dramatic!” Shab chuckled. Then, Aka appeared in the shadows and started waddling to ACP slowly, and then 50 more Nachos did, waddling in slow mo playing “The Final Countdown”.

Puckley raised an eyebrow, “What the heck is up with the music and Slow Motion effect?” he asked. “I dunno, maybe to add a little drama?” Aka shrugged. Kenneth shook in fear and stepped back. Aka gave him THE LOOK. “You made a plan that was illegal did you not?” Aka yelled at Kenneth. He stood silent, not answering a word. Shab finished his cheeseburger and yelled angrily, “ANSWER FOO!”

“…So?” Kenneth replied, his voice shaked, like… like a pre-puberty voice. “Heh heh, I’m surprised Oagal didn’t do this!” Puckley laughed throwing a lemon up in the air. “Once we report this to CPA Central, you’ll be doomed for sure!” Zippy said. “HELL YEAH!” A Nacho troop answered. “We won’t report this, and we will never speak of this again… if you don’t attack us.” Puckley said.

Kenneth frowned; he looked liked Justin Bieber for a while there, Zippy raised an eyebrow too. “Fine!” he grunts walking away. The Nachos won the round.

“Well there wasn’t any action in that scene” Shab replied. “There will be!” Puckley smiled and grabbed a pellet gun and shot it at Kenneth’s ass.

“YEEEEEOOOOWWWCCCCHHH!!!!” he yelled while he zoomed up in the air holding his butt.

“Now that’s an awesome ending.” Zippy said.

They walked back home… home at the server Fjord where they belong. Puckley was counting his lemons, Pringle bonked all day long, Linkin was still mad at Joker, Joker played “Pole Dancing lite” and Zippy, Shab and Aka were watching Spongebob. Person was happy with what they did. Too bad they didn’t tell on ACP. That would have been great, the look on Kenneth’s face…

Just then, a loud boom roared in the Nacho’s ears.

“Oh well, back to reality!” Person laughed.

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NEXT STORY:

(continuation)

PART II: Unforgettable War

That’s it for today!  What did you think about the story?  Did you like it?  What was your favorite part?

If you are feeling inspired to write your own story, feel free to do so!  All you have to do is visit the “Nacho Story Book” page and submit your story!  It may be even added to the page, and perhaps I may make it a Story of the Day! 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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