Hola nachos!

UK PIZZA PARLOR PARTY RAID! This was a totally awesome event and if you missed it, well, you’ll be ashamed of yourself for doing so. I loved it, I cracked up several times as did everyone else, too, and I’m certain there was due reason for it. This event needs to happen way more often. I never knew the nachos could be such trolls! 😀

We got pretty cool sizes of about 9 -14 and used this force wisely, in order to kill all the noobs possible. This wasn’t really a mortally serious event, more for the complete purpose of fun, although we did actually put our name out there a little bit and all the preps were like, “Wat’s nacho army” etc.

With regards to tactics, well, it was actually pretty much kill anything that moved. We waited in the plaza until 20:30, did some war faces which are always pretty smexy, and then we charged into the pizza parlor demanding pizza. Our antics included sitting on certain people and farting on them, charging at people and pretending to offer them waiter service, and then walking away, chasing girls around the room and insulting them, (For example, a guy was trying to flatter a girl by saying “You sparkle” and we were chasing them saying” You don’t sparkle!”), and a personal favourite of everyone,  spotting a couple, charging at them, locating the girl of the couple, sitting on her, and shouting “She’s a boy!”. This is a surefire way to wreck a relationship, folks. If anyone steals your crush at school, do this. Actually, don’t, really, REALLY  don’t. 😛

Oh, and pechu the talented actor gave us a very good performance as a ‘Shocked Chef’ when in actual fact, he WAS PECHU IN DISGUISEEE :O.

Anyways, have some pictures! Let the sheer randomness commence –

Oh, and also, I found out just before the event that I’ve been promoted to nacho 3ic, as well as the fact I’m UK leader! I want to thank you guys for helping me reach this milestone in my nacho career, as without you, I would have had nothing to prove I was something worth promoting. You UK troops make me proud, and I hope I’m a great 3ic and UK leader for you.

That’s all for this results post, folks. Stay nacho! 😀

6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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