Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Note: This is a post with that has been created with the intention of being slightly humorous [Notice “slightly”]. I’ll put your comments into the spam section RPF peoples if you act like this is the worst post to ever grace Club Penguin Armies, or argue with you, depending on whether I feel like it. Edit: Oh wait, I can’t because someone de-editored me! >;@

New evidence has came to light, that Commando717, founder of RPF, is indeed, a terrorist. Who has successfully harmed Club Penguin on numerous occasions.

The evidence arose, after Elmikey, some RPF dude who’s RPF’s leader or something, declared Nacho Covert Agent #82782627 Fido1625, a ‘Club Penguin terrorist’.

The now defunct NSSA archives were raided by Club Penguin Lawyer Lord, Chrisi Blule’s, agents, where incriminating Youtube videos of Commando717 were discovered, which showed him committing acts of terrorism on Club Penguin, including, setting off a nuclear bomb.

When asked why the NSSA archives were raided, Chrisi Blule responded with this statement;

The NSSA archives were raided for numerous reasons, the first being, that I was bored, and there’s some cool stuff in there, but the second is, we couldn’t handle Agent Fido being declared as a terrorist, when Commando clearly is one himself.

Chrisi Blule has recently denied allegations of corruption. His good friend, Silvio Berlusconi confirmed that he is corruption-free.

We Make Stories Completely Made Up By Chrisi Blule, can now bring you, the reader, an example of the evidence.

The CP Lawyer Lord Court demands Commando’s immediate appearance in a court case which is to be scheduled in the coming weeks. Until then they have released this statement;

Commando717 is a dangerous individual, he will stop at nothing to see Club Penguin burn, we ask that you stay in your homes until this hooligan is brought to justice. If you spot him, please call 982382983292038, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself, we can not allow any more people to suffer under him.

Be aware readers. You’re in danger!

~Ronald Bush Reagan Jr Jr Jr Jr

Ronald is a very good reporter, having notably been an editor on sex magazine “Porn Weekly”, he has since began his own drug trafficking ring, and sees himself as a contender for the upcoming President of the World position  once he’s dealt with the pesky US Government, who still won’t allow him to grow drugs. 

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