Hola Nachos!

Today, we battled our way back into dominance in this war and threw RPF out of Tundra, making this a win for us! Usually in the army community, we expect to see very good tactics from all the armies, we like to see a range of formations, and leading styles. We managed to do that today, Nachos! Although the size for the Nachos was not great at the start, we managed to build up quite well, and then we started to have an absolutely fantastic time ripping the Rebelling Penguin Failures to shreds. In the end, it was clear who had been worn down and beaten the most, and this was clearly the RPF, whilst the Nachos only got stronger during the battle. We did excellent today, Nachos!:D Keep working hard, attending battles, and we’ll have the RPF pinned right back down in a tight spot again! Stop them from trying to pivot the war in their favour and beat them down the where they belong, below us. We did great, and we should all be very proud of ourselves! We performed like the truly great army we are today!

Sadly, the same couldn’t be said for the Repetitive Penguin Force. I said a range of tactics back there, but RPF being their usual, under-performing selves, managed to perform a grand total of 10 joke bombs! This left little space for any other tactics from them, and the other tactics they DID perform were… disappointing, to say the least. I think expecting grand opposition in tactics is not something we need to do here, Nachos. They can try their best to recruit their asses off during the day, but they can’t hold back the truth – We’re the dominant ones here, we’ve been alive all this time and it’s gonna stay that way. They should go back to maxing 5, am I right?

With… err, most of the words out of the way, I do believe it’s time for some pictures! 😀 Don’t forget –

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Well, I don’t know about you, but I think that’s probably the ONLY enthusiastic RPF troop about wasting their lives. I reckon Dr. Jimmy should be next in line to the throne – after all, he resembles Elmikey so much!

It’s not illegal, it’s just plain disgusting.

You must have quite a few owners, even considering your rather small size.

You mean like, your whole army?

As soon as the order was given to charge, everyone rushed straight for the entrance to the snow forts, however, RPF was already in there. therefore, about 15-20 Nachos were locked out.

Nachos forever! And oh look, RPF is doing another circle!

Slicing through their line, we perform the E+D tactic, and RPF drastically lose size.

When the battle shifts to being in the forts, suddenly, Nachos gain the upper hand from the stalemate that had been taking place. We started to well and truly dominate the RPF!

Yes, yes you are. And you always will be. Oh, and by the way, it’s cOmmander, not cAmmander. Oh well, no one in RPF can spell anyways.

We NACHO ARMY x4 bomb them! Meanwhile RPF does… yep, you guessed it – more jokes.

Although we did manage to get a lot of troops into the forts eventually, some were still locked out, as shown.

An epic E+W charge! RPF got ready for a charge too, but we undermined them with this charge and dominated them.

Here’s one of the next tactics we did, jokes! However, look who else is Jbombing too… RPF.

We did E+D next, and, well…. more jokes from the RPF. Top quality tactics there, guys.

We E+P charged into the town, bringing a lot of troops into the battle there, where we definitely continued to beat the RPF in size and tactics.

However, here you go – more locked out troops for us, and this time, it’s 10 of us. Even though we have the upper hand in the town, we had plenty not in the room.

This is what was going on in the Town while the locked out troops were also doing an E+T tactic – We continue to dominate the RPF although I think some of our troops are now suffering from severe jokebombitis.

Again, very well done today, Nachos! I and the rest of the leadership are proud of you for your efforts in this war – keep it up!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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