Nacho Army of Club Penguin

In this community, tactics have evolved to become the pinnacle of a battle. The results of a close battle hinge upon the army with the best tactics.

Clearly, we are the best button-pushers in the community, and our ability to press E+9  simultaneously to each other is unparalleled. All fall short of the glorious Nacho warfaces. RPF, certainly fall shorter than most.

It is not their inability to perform tactics, it’s their inability to perform different tactics. The average RPF troop’s “J” button is a worn mess, and the more hardcore troops lack a “J” button, the constant pressing causing them to collapse, or spontaneously combust, depending on your source; they have some furious typers in that army, not many troops can type “EATS NOCHO COZ THEIR SMELLY” in under ten seconds.

And my thesis becomes apparent within the next line [You shouldn’t say this in a good essay, but I’m off school, so my English teacher can f*** off.], RPF uses the dreaded “J bomb” so much, as it is the only tactic that their boredem-stricken noobs [Note; Noobs are cool, I have nothing against them, except the fact that they can get mildly annoying <3]  can perform.

I am sorry that the post is so short, but there really isn’t much more to say about one tactic that involves pressing a button.

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Congratulations for reading through this, in actuality, this post was in response to some statement on RPF’s propaganda fuelled website that we call them “nerds”. No. I’ve just insulted your intelligence, I think that’s quite the opposite. And the fact that you consider the word “nerd” to be an insult is actually disgusting, a person being smart is in no way a bad thing.

And for one final statement, if you want a serious laugh, read >>>this<<<, it’s actually hilarious, and a really good read.

Thanks.

~Chrisi Blule

Outplaying TSN with his nonsense for a fair while now.

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