Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hail to the King

Today, I bring you a post of victory. However, for the majority of this post, I’ve decided to utilize the writing styles of both Elm and Pain, to mock their laughable philosophies of a children’s game, and for my own personal amusement. So strap in, and hold on to your butts, because here we go.

That’s cute

Our campaigns on the ruthless dictator of armies, RPF, continue to bathe in the tub of success, as today, we gain another victory for our seemingly untainted record. Once again, we obliterated them into the ashes they are. We crumbled their lines, repelled their constant spew of joke bombs, and above all else, crushed their high spirits.

We started off our day in the forts, a desolate area destroyed by years of abiding conflict that sees no relent in its future. RPF, on the other hand, began in the cove. The most cowardly place to start. They were so terrified of our unprecedented size, that just had to start more than two rooms away from us.

We barraged them with continuous bombs in the forest, and fought them with cunning deception at the ice berg. It was a masterful performance, and an obvious display of dominance over a lesser opponent, whose stubborn policies and greed blinded their sensible side [which is nonexistent]. We tried to diplomatically reason with them, but Elm only gave us this face:

Next stop: your room

And we knew in our hearts, that we just got the look of fear and defeat. And without further pomp and circumstance, I present to you, the pics:

Meanwhile, a total of 13-15 Nachos locked out between the Forts and the Plaza.

Too many of what? Sad Entries about us in Elm’s diary?

RPF stated that darkness has fallen us. It did, for a few days or so, but we got stronger from it. The agony and suffering that we endured made it so now, we feel no pain. Darkness is now beginning to take its toll on RPF, and I have but one message for them: There is no life in the void, only death. RPF isn’t strong enough to survive it.  We will fight and fight and fight until we win…or we die. And we are not dead yet.

In all seriousness, I’ll give you the basic rundown of today’s battle:

• We maxed 43
• We had great tactics
• We won [disputable by RPF’s strict “claim victory on every battle” policy]
• We had fun

So there you have it. The pics today came from a wide variety of Nacho soldiers. Say thanks to 50, Hen, Waterguard, and Puck.

Comment if you made it.

~Beeky

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24 Responses

1. 

   Snivy, on July 29, 2013 at 7:49 PM said:

   This was a great battle i was there

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   Olive Heart, on July 29, 2013 at 7:56 PM said:

   I made it. 🙂

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   Vonchiefer, on July 29, 2013 at 8:06 PM said:

   I made it, and awesome guys! *clap *clap *clap

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   micahdesara, on July 29, 2013 at 8:57 PM said:

   Now I like the Nachos!

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   bowser1231, on July 29, 2013 at 9:05 PM said:

   made it.In half the pictures rpf was doing j bombs ._.

   VIVA LOS NACHOS

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   Wezzy314, on July 29, 2013 at 9:17 PM said:

   I made it, It was so Fun!

   VIVA LOS NACHOS!!!

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   »Puckley«, on July 29, 2013 at 9:21 PM said:

   I made it! Great job, Nachos!

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   Wezzy314, on July 29, 2013 at 9:28 PM said:

   Can’t wait for tomorrow’s battle!!!

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   billiboo12, on July 29, 2013 at 10:23 PM said:

   I made it, we did a great job 🙂

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    Aqua Summers, on July 29, 2013 at 11:16 PM said:

    I made it! Fantastic battle. Excellent tactics by us Nachos. Such great team work and unity.

    ~ Viva Los Nachos. ~

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    hadger1, on July 29, 2013 at 11:23 PM said:

    I made it. We were amazing. 😀

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    arya309, on July 29, 2013 at 11:43 PM said:

    made it! so fun today!! everyone did great. on to the next!

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    тнє Gσвƒαтнєя, on July 30, 2013 at 12:30 AM said:

    You know what this post needs? More pics.

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14. 

    Djgtjvgyhxgy, on July 30, 2013 at 1:56 AM said:

    This war’s just kind of getting pathetic now, imo. There is literally no point in it anymore.

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    kandie doo, on July 30, 2013 at 6:19 AM said:

    I was there! sorry for latnessless, I was so tired cuz I was awake all night. lol. EPIC JOB PPL! btw when rpf clames that they win, and they didn’t, make sure they admit it OK?!

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    pyjamasjr, on July 30, 2013 at 6:50 AM said:

    i made it

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    ♣-Jaмєs30072-♣, on July 30, 2013 at 7:57 AM said:

    I made it

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    Wolfie1215, on July 30, 2013 at 9:36 AM said:

    I was there. Great job Nachos

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    chrisiblule, on July 30, 2013 at 9:52 AM said:

    Made it, good job guys 😀

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    Venus1010, on July 30, 2013 at 10:51 AM said:

    I was there!

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    Cutie2854, on July 30, 2013 at 3:12 PM said:

    I made it! We were a.w.e.s.o.m.e

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    RPF, on July 30, 2013 at 4:35 PM said:

    lol you only took pictures of nachos or when rpf was changing rooms, not actually during battle FAIL

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      »Puckley«, on July 30, 2013 at 5:59 PM said:

      No, the pictures were taken of the entire battle. Obviously, you were not at this battle if you cannot even realize that. The pictures that contain only the Nachos are pictures that were taken during the PRE-battle or when RPF had retreated from the room leaving only Nachos there. You claim there are no pictures of the actual battle? What do you call those pictures of the Town and Forest? Please, think and save yourself the embarrassment before you write something as idiotic down as you just did.

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    xcheezpuffx, on July 31, 2013 at 12:08 AM said:

    Nice Post! I probably won’t be making the battles from today till thursday and again next week from monday to thursday. I have band camp which goes on from 11:00am-2:00pm

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