Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Let me explain what the fuck happens when noobs gain too much power.

First of all, most of you have probably seen RPF troops complain endlessly to CPAC. Whenever they don’t get what they want, CPAC has to endure upwards of 13 rage private chats. They all threaten to stop reading CPAC if they don’t get what they want. In a sense, they’ve been forced into a chokehold by immature children.

You know how theres a thing called a loser of a battle? Well, obviously the RPF leadership is unaware of that maxim. They’re almost like computers programmed to claim victory after every battle. Their troops are more machine than man.

Whenever the Nachos win by an insurmountable margin, we’re always in for one of Elmikey’s accusations of us launching denial-of-service attacks on him. However, our spies never see him stop leading or leave chat during these “attacks.” No proof…