Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hey guys!

So, Nightly roundup, huh? This is very much a idea in progress, but I just want to throw some things out every couple of days that will hopefully make you laugh.

So, yeah – UK Timewise,  chat has been pretty active, which is good good good, is what we like to see! I suppose a couple hilarious things have happened.

Chat Pictures

Read more for like, everything else.

Looks like we need to get operation yewtree on kenneth’s ass for being a pedophile xD, for those who don’t know what operation yewtree is, basically it’s a british operation to round up all the old pedophiles who are celebrities around Britain. Yeah, you read that correctly.

Anyway, kids, don’t go into Ken’s igloo. He does strange things there and once I heard that a kid went in there and never came out, and… there are human skulls in there all over the walls, too. Eurghh. Almost as bad as shed.mov.

You know, it’s REALLY weird how xat goes full retard on word-censoring sometimes. Like, my name was censored randomly earlier when someone said it, that’s how weird that is. And obviously here, Peacock is a bad word. Yeah, right, xat. Stuff like “Cyberman” which, if you did not know before due to living under a very heavy rock, is a fictional character from the sci-fi TV series, “Doctor Who”.

And then, the issue of racism pops up, since this is Nacho Chat, this seems to happen at least once every day. This time, we were saying how Club Penguin is racist, which is kind of ironic seeing as it’s meant to be a kids friendly game. He mentioned how Herbert is white. Hang on – aren’t polar bears meant to be white? Actually, no, this IS Club Penguin we’re talking about, you get orange and pink penguins for pete’s sake.

And then we have sneezy stating he is a racist. How nice. To be honest, at some point here both Emily and Sneezy were stating their sexual preferences when it comes to bondage, particularly whips. Seriously guys, I know this is nacho chat but… whips? We need some shiver around here, to make this sex chat more classy 😛

Speaking of Shiver –

TSN Posts

http://thestalenachonews.wordpress.com/2013/09/22/adventures-of-cassius-and-slaves-toris-escape/

http://thestalenachonews.wordpress.com/2013/09/21/mobile-phone-line-ends-chaotically/

http://thestalenachonews.wordpress.com/2013/09/19/nacho-retiree-assaulted-in-sleep-by-capncook/

Give these three a good read – they’re super funny, trust me. Especially the capncook one! 😀 Shiver is truly a mastermind when it comes to writing good satire. and this isn’t political satire, really. It’s just funny posts written for the sake of it, you could say.

Music of the Night

So yeah, since there aren’t any reccomendations because this is the first roundup, I guess I’ll put on a song which I keep listening over and over again to – it’s called “Ready to Die” by Andrew W.K and it’s featured in the “Cupcakes” animation by MisterDavie.

But yeah, in the comments below be sure to comment with a video of a song you really like and that will become the next Music of the Night video! The one with the most thumbs up and least thumbs down wins, so don’t forget to thumb up and down ones that you like / don’t like!

Got nothing else really to put in this Roundup, but if you guys have any ideas as to what else I could put in here other than what’s here already (not a lot) then shout it in the comments and I’ll put it in if it’s good. Cheers!

See ya next time!

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