Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola Nachos,

Some of you are probably wondering what the motives behind my actions were. Some of you may hate me, or feel that I have betrayed your trust,given the occurrance of this week’s events. I cannot blame you for feeling this way, and I will not lie to the troops of the army that I love so much: I made some mistakes. I trusted a fool thinking that he would actually help this army, when in reality it was just a ploy to satisfy his hunger for power. What you deserve is the truth, in which I will give wholly and fully.

On Saturday, I had returned from my overnight cross country meet, and as soon as I got on the Nachos chat, I realized we had an event. We were able to successfully invade the RPF’s server Toboggan, even with a down chat! (You can read all about that in a post somewhere below this post titled “A Slippery Slide to Victory on Toboggan.” Soon after the event, Pwner came on the chat, and after we discussed Cassiusbrutus’ coup from ACP, which occurred only minutes before, he began telling me that “there are some people that are pissed. at you”. I asked Pwner why this was, and he explained it was due to my inactivity. I then happily told Pwner that my cross country season had come to an end, and that I would have more free time to come to events. This pleased Pwner, who had told me I had “restored his faith in me.”

Pwner began to digress about everything he was upset about in the Nachos, such as the owner ranks, some of his personal life issues, and the fact that our main chat (NachosHQ) was experiencing difficulties. I began to ask what we could possibly do to fix this situation. Pwner repeatedly stated that he was very pissed off and wanted to appease his anger by firing and demoting certain owner ranks. He then came up with an idea to fix the Nachos: by appointing himself interim leader of the Nachos, he would fix the ownership by firing and demoting several owners, making a new ranks page altogether(because the old one was too laggy), and would take off certain people from the site who had no reason being on there. (People like Waterkid, who for some reason or another was an author on the site, and other people who ceased to show up to events or faded out of the Nachos). The one part that I was dodgy about was the “interim Nacho Leader” deal. I was uneasy about the idea of a retiree appointing himself leader(albeit one who had demonstrated sufficient skill in the past). However, I gave Pwner the benefit of the doubt, thinking “He’s just going to be a temporary leader, maybe he’ll give the Nachos the help that it needs.” I could never have been more wrong, as this was the biggest mistake I would make and the biggest regret I would have. I made Pwner an admin so he could do what he had to do.

The following day, I logged onto the chat in the afternoon  after visiting some family across the state. I soon received a PC from Pwner, saying “Sh*t’s bad, very bad”. Before I could even say a word to Beeky, proverbial hell rained upon me. Beeky was very upset, and he had every right to be. Apparently I was involved with a plot with Pwn, who had de-administered the leaders in an attempt to potentially coup them. I can assure you now, this was not the case. I was in no way, shape, or form involved with or had any knowledge of Pwner’s plot to potentially overthrow the leaders. That was one detail that Pwner conveniently left out of the conversation we had had the night before. Beeky had told me that he and Shiv had decided it was best to demote me to a 3ic. I accepted my punishment, knowing that things could have ended up a lot worse.

I will admit it, what I did was foolish. I let Pwner deceive me into making him an admin and allowing himself to promote himself to Leader. I  wish I could have done something about it at the time, but as mentioned above, I was visiting family, and by the time I got on chat, the damage had already been done. What disgusts me more is that Pwner apparently tried to pin everything on me afterwards, saying that I had promoted him to leader. This was not the case. I let Pwner do what he had to do because I thought he was trying to help the Nachos succeed, not help himself take over the Nachos. Pwner, as far as I am concerned, is dead to me.

In particular, I feel sorry for anyone that I may have let down during this time. My intentions were not to hurt the Nachos, but rather to help them. What matters is that I still get to serve the Nachos, the army that I love. I will do so to the best of my abilities, and will continue to help the Nachos in any way that I can.

Viva los Nachos,

-Wolfie1215

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