Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Before reading this post, I advise you all read the stickied event posts under this one.

What I am seeing is both odd and disturbing.

I don’t want to see us getting 13 at a scheduled event and thinking it’s normal. No, we are not an SMAC army. We do not expect to get those kinds of numbers. Sadly, I’ve been seeing quite disappointing and some of the worst performances in Nacho history.

I am not saying we are dead or close to it. In fact, we have a large number of troops. We could easily get 40 again if we all decided to come to one event. Unfortunately, it is so that our activity is waning to the point where we are satisfied with getting less than our potential and settling with garbage events where we get 10.

I am asking all of you to work on your own initiative. Try to recruit at least one person. It does not matter where you do it from, though I am leaning away from CP recruiting and instead recommending you hit tracking chats first. That is not to say I am telling you not to CP recruit; if you’re going to CP recruit, find an efficient method to do it without wasting your time.

What is happening now is the establishment of a new era of our history. We are establishing an era of peace; of prosperity; of greatness; of grandeur. I want to make it known that our months-old days of despair; days of disappointment; and days of defeat are long and truly over.

We are not in the army business or the Club Penguin business. Instead, we’re in the empire business. What we have is enough to build an empire centered on our grandeur and influence. We have the power to do whatever we want; to give ourselves whatever future we want. We have the power to get massive sizes and defeat all opposition without question. Obviously, our recent performances have not been an indicator of that. What we have is not evident; it’s waiting dormant to reawaken. All we need to do to build a greater Nacho Empire is to pass these dark times and make everyone remember and say our name.

If this army can muster up all it’s troops, all it’s power, and all it’s utter fight into one; then maybe, just definitely we can win the Christmas Chaos and make our doubters say our name. All we need to do is get active; only then can we prove and justify our existence.

Edict of the Nacho Emperor

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