Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hey Nachos,

Sorry I haven’t posted for a long time. During this war not many posts can come from me that wouldn’t be competitions etc.

But now, I’m making this post in order to deliver a big ol’ thankyou to RPF. YES, you DID read that sentence right. Some of you might be wondering exactly why I’m thanking RPF here. I’m not even being sarcastic. I want to say thank you.

RPF, I’d like to thank you for making me laugh. The Nachos usually take the biscuit as the funniest CP army, but I have to say, at points during this war you may have got us beat. The reason I say this? I honestly think you guys are the most ridiculous bunch of people I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. I’m not even joking. I’ve met some ridiculous armies, ridiculous people on here from the past year. Really, I have.

But RPF, you really do strike me as THE SINGLE MOST silly thing that was ever granted an existence in this world. This is not even a rage post. I’m not even expecting comments of “you mad” here, I’m sincerely telling you that at times during this war I’ve literally been in tears laughing at, well, everything. I’ve laughed at the stupidity and clear brainswashing of your troops, I’ve laughed at the hilarious “El mikey”, who while he seems should be some hispanic idiot who made his name for fun actually likes people to take his name seriously, and to fear it. I’m not sure I could ever be scared of someone called Elmikey, even if they ran at me with an axe.

Read on for a very eye-opening post about the other things of RPF that are ridiculous.

There’s been times where literally, I’ve thought to myself, “What is the point of what they’re doing here? Why the HELL would they do that???”. Such as a time where they’ve clearly been multilogging, covering their tracks, and all around trying their best to win a losing war. I also like the pathetic little attitudes of their troops and leaders. On CPAC chat the other day, during the CPAC tournament battle, when RPF were declared the winners, not only did most people think (Yeah right), but most of RPF was childishly screaming in caps lock “YES WE WON!!!!!11!” “IN UR FACE NACHOS!!!”. If Elmikey thinks he wants to create an educated place for RPF troops to grow up and spend time with older people…. In my honest opinion, the elders are as stupid as the youngers, and the youngers benefit nothing.

I was also still on that chat, when some RPF rank, maybe a leader, I don’t know (never had heard of them before because elmikey’s such a tyrant he doesn’t allow anyone else to lead his army), said something to us like, “Well done Nachos! Good fight, and comiserations to you!”. I thought, I can either interpret this one of two ways. Either, he’s being sincere (which by the way, he obviously wasn’t) and a guy like this is so nice I wonder how he got RPF leader, when I realised that it doesn’t matter which random gets leader in RPF because Elmikey Usurps all space for authority. Or, I thought, ok, well this kid is clearly trying to intimidate us, and trying to make us feel bad for losing, and want to get angry at him for being NICE… therefore giving him the high ground. That’s pretty clever, Right? Wrong… Clearly some 13 year old is thinking that he can outsmart a buncha kids, and therefore feel good about himself. It just made me chuckle to no end how he OBVIOUSLY thought he was being very very clever for saying such a thing. Heh.

And another thing. Their website. The standard of posts on there is RIDICULOUS. How the hell did someone like Elmikey attract any sort of troops at all with the quality of his posts? They’re awful. His declaration of war was unjustified, and if I remember correctly not longer than a couple of sentences. He did nothing to psyche up his troops at all, and did not even try and be motivational. Which is another thing. On his chat, he acts as though his troops can’t hear him, saying things about the nachos, saying angry things about them, or speaking spitefully as though there aren’t kids around. I don’t think he ever takes care of his troops who don’t know how to do stuff. The only ones that probably do that are the hopeful moderators who think they’ve got a shot of owner/leader if they help around chat more.

RPF taints people, as well. It turns people against the rest of the army community, and my proof for this is right where I need it. In their UK leader, no less. Sir PJ. It turns out that Sir PJ used to be a Nacho, under MY command, in fact, and I remember him very well at that point. He was actually a super nice guy, and his name was Pjgpjg. Everyone got on with him, he didn’t ever argue with anyone, he didn’t even get shouted at and he followed every order. But fatefully, he was offered a higher position in RPF, and as is the way with some troops who think they’re getting a good day, he switched armies. It was at this time that his lust for power began, and he got up the RPF ranks like a shot (several purchases of powers later), and a little while later he sat atop the RPF throne, enjoying himself. I actually still enjoyed talking to him, for a while. When I tried to avert war between RPF and Nachos the first time, he was the one I went to.

But then, it seems that he has gone downhill from that point. During battles between RPF and Nachos, he’d try and argue with me, argue with Nachos, try and taunt us, and now he seems to be only fit to sit on the RPF leadership position and only hang out amongst his troops or his allies chats, and I haven’t had a proper conversation with the guy since. Whenever I see him comment on CPAC now, I only see downvotes and angry replies, and people who are perhaps trolling or making angry comments only because they know him to be in RPF and they know him to be a more angry and biased individual. In my opinion, on CPAC, he seems to be a rather self-confident individual now, in all the wrong ways. And that, is a proper example of how the army of RPF ruins people. 

I’m not raging. I’m just a little sad that something, somewhere like this has to exist amongst the rest of us. Back in their early days of recreation, I gave them a chance. When Nachos and RPF were exchanging insults, I was hanging on RPF chat, trying to get to know them. I was talking to the owners, being diplomatic, and the members and stuff. But I’d get banned eventually, once my diplomatic battle was lost, and if I ever tried to hang out there again, I can be sure that I would really not like the atmosphere of their chat, and that I’d probably be kicked and banned for “being a nacho”.

That’s my view of RPF. Not something dominant. Not something worthwhile or worth viewing as a helpful community, or a group of people that fit nicely into a view of an ideal community for these CP Armies. Just something ridiculous, that is wrong and several painful to look at in every way.

So I thank you, RPF. For being the single-most ridiculous thing in my life right now. And for making me laugh. At you.

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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