Nacho Army of Club Penguin

SUMMIT – A tragedy has struck the Doritos of Club Penguin as a number of troops have committed mass suicide during today’s battle against the Nachos. The ultimate reason remains unclear, but multiple reports seem to confirm that it was a result of the pressure and extreme abuse from DCP dictator, Mustapha10. According to the reports, DCP failed to achieve sizes to the expectation of their dictator, and the troops were threatened “to spend a day with Elmikey.” Mustapha10 declined to comment on the situation and reports, and simply responded with “Fuck off, faggots.” This marks the third scandal this month involving the DCP dictator.

This is a developing story.

~Puckley, This.Is.A.Joke.News. Reporter

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