This was posted at exactly 12:00:00 AM on April 1st, 2014.

I once met a traveler from an antique land, whose raspy yet commanding voice echoed the words, “The invincible will collapse and disintegrate into masses of ashes, leaving fractured spirits and broken minds as all that remained of what once was. But  someday, the rains of redemption will again tumble down, and from those lifeless ashes, a fire shall be woken, and from the flame, a beast of diamond and gold will emerge, and none  born of woman shall ever harm it.” We are to become this beast, Nachos.

You’ve only lost your mind, Wg.  Your arrogance has now blinded you to a point of no return. Once you’ve been completely drained of your territory, once your troops are resorting to resignation due to the longevity of this war, maybe then you’ll begin to realize how hollow and frail you actually are. You even had the audacity to impose outrageous terms on us with the mindset that we’d willingly succumb and accept it. We’ve stood in CP army hell, where many had to suffer, and once we found a way out, we stared the grim reaper right in the eye. You don’t scare us. Not. One. Bit.

Wednesday

Invasion of Ice Palace [AUS]

Date: April 2nd, 2014

Server: Ice Palace|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 6:00 AM CST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Rainbow [UK]

Date: April 2nd, 2014

Server: Rainbow || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Flurry [US]

Date: April 2nd, 2014

Server: Fjord || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Thursday

Invasion of Bunny Hill[UK]

Date: April 3rd, 2014

Server: Bunny Hill || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Tundra [US]

Date: April 3rd, 2014

Server: Tundra || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Friday

Invasion of Sherbet [AUS]

Date: April 4th, 2014

Server: Sherbet|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Mittens [UK]

Date: April 4th, 2014

Server: Mittens || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Saturday

Invasion of Walrus [AUS/UK]

Date: April 5th, 2014

Server: Walrus || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 PM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

 

Invasion of Chinook [US/UK]

Date: April 5th, 2014

Server: Chinook || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Sunday

Invasion of Sabertooth [US/UK]

Date: April 6th, 2014

Server: Sabertooth || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Week two:

Monday

Invasion of Outback [AUS]

Date: April 7th, 2014

Server: Outback || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Frozen[US]

Date: April 7th, 2014

Server: Frozen|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Tuesday

Invasion of Fog [UK]

Date: April 8th, 2014

Server: Fog || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Alpine [US]

Date: April 8th, 2014

Server: Alpine (If full, Klondike) || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 PM EST

➡ 6:00 PM CST

➡ 5:00 PM MST

➡ 4:00 PM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Wednesday

Invasion of Crystal [AUS]

Date: April 9th, 2014

Server: Crystal || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 AM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Frostbite [UK]

Date: April 9th, 2014

Server: Frostbite || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Thursday

Invasion of Deep Snow [AUS]

Date: April 10th, 2014

Server: Deep Snow|| Room: All over

Times:

➡ 7:00 PM EST

➡ 8:00 PM JST

➡ 5:00 AM MST

➡ 4:00 AM PST

➡ 12:00 PM GMT

 

Invasion of Mountain [US]

Date: April 10th, 2014

Server: Mountain || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Friday

Invasion of Cabin [UK]

Date: April 11th, 2014

Server: Cabin || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Slushy[US]

Date: April 11th, 2014

Server: Slushy || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Saturday

Invasion of Grizzly [US/UK]

Date: April 12th, 2014

Server: Fjord || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

Invasion of Grasshopper [US]

Date: April 12th, 2014

Server: Grasshopper || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 8:00 PM EST

➡ 7:00 PM CST

➡ 6:00 PM MST

➡ 5:00 PM PST

➡ 1:00 AM GMT

Sunday

Invasion of Great White [US/UK]

Date: April 13th, 2014

Server: Great White || Room: All over

Times:

➡ 3:00 PM EST

➡ 2:00 PM CST

➡ 1:00 PM MST

➡ 12:00 PM PST

➡ 8:00 PM GMT

We are invading 21 servers over the course of 12 days. Don’t be too alarmed by this – we are utilizing a new strategy, known as division rotations. With the exception of Wednesday, only two divisions will be fighting per day. A division will only fight two days in a row maximum. This does not apply to the weekends. I’d like everybody to know that this war was unavoidable. UMA’s headstrong leader was going to declare war on us no matter what, so I found it more efficient to go on the offensive post. They know exactly why we wage this war; why we cannot stop – will not stop – why we will fight and fight and fight until we win – or we die. And we are not dead yet.

The carnage begins now, 

~Beeky

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