Nacho Army of Club Penguin

It has come to my attention that our beliefs and core values are at risk of extinction.

Nachos, soldiers, past and present…

By no circumstance shall our natural customs or way of life be threatened by any force or entity. I will not allow it. Our values are what make us the wonderful Nacho Empire. They are what truly separate us from the countless other armies that have come and gone. They are what make us all Nachos, all followers of the great Nacho beliefs and in pursuit of freedom and enjoyment. We shall not be ashamed of what makes us unique, rather, we shall make ourselves proud of it. Only through our own Nacho perseverance, our own Nacho patriotism, our own Nacho spirit, shall we prevail through these times. In days gone by, our predecessors too did not receive this army as a gift, but created the Nacho Army themselves!

I have resolved not to come to my troops with cheap promises, lies, or nonsense. Rather, I have steadfastly decided to come to you with the capacity of direction, determination, and the path to victory. Our own fate lies in our hands. We will not cheat and we will not lie. We will not log multiple users on during events. We will not edit our event pictures. We are the Nacho Empire; the last army in existence with chivalry, decency, or respect. I will not allow us to become desecrated by scandal or crime. We will fight against this injustice; even when it is evident everyone else is participating in multilogging, we will not stand for it. We will stand for what is right, even if we’re standing alone. We will fight with our own daring, our own ways, and refuse to follow what is wrong even if it is widespread. It will not stand.

We shall unite as the great Nacho Empire. Put away your weapons, away your threats, away your aminosity, and stand at attention. Stand away from the chaos and look past your arguments. Even when it does not seem like that is the case, we are all members of the great Nacho Army. We shall not let our own worst enemy be within our ranks. We shall not let our own skirmishes and infighting bring us to an end. While I perfectly agree that we can agree to disagree, may it not bring us our end. May we look forward, past our troubles, and unite to fight for the goals of the Greater Nacho Empire, rather than fall apart and bring it’s demise.

As your leader, I have not taken that role for my own benefit or reward, but for your and this Empire’s sake alone! People of the Nacho Empire, give it time, and we will be the dominant force once again, and I shall leave this office as I received it.  May this new Empire last 10 years! Soldiers of the Empire, unite!

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