Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hello again,

Bet you didn’t think I was going to actually make this post, did you? Well, here it is. So, many of you probably have no idea what the Conquest Games are. Allow me to give you a quick synopsis: There will be multiple armies in different rooms around the map, and you gain points by successfully defending and invading rooms. We have the ability to do well in this tournament, but I need you to read this post so you have an idea of what we are going to do.

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Table of Contents:

1. Log in Time
2. Starting Room
3. Battle Tips
4. Rewards

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1. LOG IN TIME

We need to be ready and prepared to fight before the battle actually begins. We cannot be logging on Club Penguin right at the moment the battle starts today. Right when that judge declares for the battle to start, our entire force must be on! I want to be attacking at full-force, but we need YOU to make sure you get here early.

❗ PLEASE ARRIVE APPROXIMATELY 15-20 MINUTES EARLY ❗  

BE AT…

KLONDIKE/OUTBACK, Ski Hill

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This is important because we want you to be able to pre-load all the phrases we’re going to start with inititally.If you get there early, you’ll make our first tactics look better, we do not want to our opponent any advantage in size or position. SO GET HERE EARLY!

Then, of course, right when clock hits battle time, we will already be ready, and we will explode onto the scene.

Just as a reminder, here is the battle time for today’s battle:

• 2:30 pm Eastern
• 1:30 pm Central
• 12:30 pm Mountain
• 11:30 am Pacific
• 8:30 pm UK

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2. STARTING ROOM

SERVER: KLONDIKE/OUTBACK

ROOM: SKI Hill

For this battle, we will be starting in the Ski Hill, but we will probably moving throughout the map over the course of the event. When you log on Club Penguin (the 15-20 minutes beforehand, right? :wink:), you need to go straight to the Ski Hill. I know it’s not the best room to be in; it’s small, cramped, and it really just isn’t a great room to fight in, but one of your leaders (won’t say who) forgot to reserve a good spot beforehand, so this is where we end up. Once you arrive at the Ski Hill, I want us to immediately start making a circle around the interior of the hill. Approximately five minutes before :30, I will begin to announce the sequence of tactics we will use  to open up the battle. This is where you need to pay attention the most, Nachos. If you’re not sure what I’m talking about, these sequences consist of multiple phrases and emotes that will be entered in rapid succession. It utterly destroys opposition if everybody does it, even if the enemy outnumbers us by 3-5 troops. So, pay attention, please.

By the time the battle begins, we should have a complete circle full of a range between 20-25 Nachos with whatever the first army invades the room having no choice but to sit inside our circle (that’s how tight it needs to be). However, in all likelihood, we will probably be an army that needs to invade a room first. You can read more about that below.

If (and that’s a major if) you happen to become locked out at some point, camp out in your igloo, but keep trying to get into our room.

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3. BATTLE TIPS

These tips are very simple, and they will win us the battle. Please, follow all of them. (You’ve already seen them before, but they are important!)

• Be on Nacho Chat early, and be ready to log on 15 to 20 minutes prior to the actual battle starting.
• Listen to the leaders (owners). Do not listen to any other rank. Follow the orders given from the leaders, and carry out those orders on Club Penguin.
• Do NOT leave the room the Nachos reside in. There will be multiple armies scattered across the map, and it will only create more confusion if you are wondering about. Just focus on the Nachos.
• Do NOT sit on each other! Stand shoulder-to-shoulder to appear as large as possible; don’t overlap!
• If the Nachos switch rooms, YOU MUST MOVE QUICKLY.
• Our tactics are going to be fast paced and up-tempo. In order for us to pull off a smooth victory, you need to be paying attention to everything the owners say. We probably won’t stick to more than three tactics per formation, so odds are, you will have little or no downtime between tactics to be afk. You MUST always be alert.
• This is going to be a very, very, very long battle. A bit longer than any other event we’ve been in in quite a while – an hour and a half long. It’s going to get tough to pay attention down the line, but only the truly great armies will be able to stay consistently great throughout
• Try not to talk too much on chat.
• DO THE TACTIC UNTIL EVERYONE DOES IT. If the tactic is a phrase, it helps to copy it then paste it again.
• Do not get discouraged if you are locked out. Keep trying; it will open up!
• “It’s not over until the last man is standing.” Never ever give up.
• Above all, have fun! This is a huge battle, but we want everyone to enjoy it as well!

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4. REWARDS

Today is, in fact, a promotion battle! This means if you do attend this battle, you will most likely be receiving a promotion! However, if you want the promotion, you must do a few things:

1. Log on early on Club Penguin and Nacho chat! (15-20 minutes early)
2. Stay on Club Penguin for 75% of the battle (72 minutes [but you should try to be on for the full 90])!
3. Follows the exact orders given from Nacho chat!

Ownership/Modship: 

• OWNERSHIP will be granted to one lucky soldier if these things happen . . .
   They fight at the battle, start to finish.
   (1 more owner) If we get 30+ soldiers.

• MODSHIP will be granted to three lucky soldiers if these things happen . . .
   They fight at the battle, start to finish.
   (3 more mods) If we win the battle.

NOTE: Awarded Modship/Ownership will last for 3 days, unless you abuse your power. If you abuse your power, we will member you instantly.

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It’s summer, Nachos.  We’ve been recruiting hard for this past week, and our sizes have doubled. What do you think will happen if we recruit even more this next week? We’re finally beginning to rise again, and as long as you stay with me, Nachos, I will stay with you.

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Let’s win this,

~Beeky

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