Nacho Army of Club Penguin

From the hand of former Nacho leader, Shiver:

“Today, I address the Nacho Army not as your leader, rather, a soldier like many of you.

I’m going say bluntly; this summer was not the best it could have been. Any wars were fought or thought of were rather pointless and never materialized. This is not a summer like 2012 or 2013 that will immortalized forever. We fought a brutal, yet politically insignificant campaign against the Rebel Penguin Federation, who were nothing more than a hollow shell of their old selves. We now are against an enemy that knows no boundaries and cares for none other than the rights of their leaders. I ask you, the Nacho people, not to despair, as one hope still looms onward to immortalize this generation and era.

The Legends Cup.

Last year, we were cheated out of a victory by scoundrels known as the RPF, who constantly ignored rules and entered rooms early with no penalty. And once again, we face these people, but under a different name; the Dark Warriors. They are led by the same conniving leaders and masterminded by that same fiend Elmikey. These people are unscrupulous; they utilize tools to lag internet connection and have a leader known to promote multi-logging. Not to mention that their existence and brainwashed attitude of their troops is completely against Nacho values, who all swear to their glorious leader that we are the sole driver of evil forces.

We know defeat better than any other, though we have only faced it once, yet we know victory best of all. We do not go on blindly after facing defeat. We know why we were the ones to suffer defeat and are accepting of it; we now know how to prevent it. Mistakes of past months have now vanished from our thought processes, with only one option looming: victory. Whether the news outlet grants us the victory, or we name it an empty, yet psychological victory, let it be. We will not leave the battlefield without victory in our minds, victory in our hearts, and victory in our union.

When I see this propaganda, I gain incredible trust in our victory. For I have witnessed this propaganda once before. For almost 2 years this propaganda was incited against us. Any Nacho veteran from that time will remember this propaganda. These are the same words, the same phrases, and, when we look closer, even the same heads, the same dialect. We dealt with these people as a solitary, fighting them as they challenged our supremacy. In 2 years we dealt with these people. Today, the Nacho Army is the greatest world power!

Oh Mister Elmikey, you are mistaken. Your insanity knows no better, that you believe this is the Nacho Army of months past that stands in your path. In this victory, wee shall personally instruct you, and then maybe, you shall be cured of said insanity. We will not cheat and we will not lie, as we will fight with honor unlike our adversary. Today, Elmikey, the entire Nacho Empire stands against you! This Legends Cup will belong to none other than us!

Today, this is the task of the Nacho Empire. 50 people now rise to stand aligned. Opposing them stand twice as many enemies. Today, these 50 people have excellent internal organization, the best system possible in our day and age. They have strong faith, and they do not have the worst leadership; instead, as I am convinced, one of the best. Today’s generation carries the Nacho Army’s fate, the Nacho Army’s future or the Nacho Army’s downfall. And our enemies, today they cry: the Nacho Army shall fall! And we can give only one answer: the Nacho Army will live, and therefore we will emerge victorious!

At the beginning of the first year after the tumultuous defeat at the hands of the New Dawn Alliance, our hearts turn to our Nacho Army and its future. We want to serve this future. We want to fight for it! We will never capitulate, for the Nacho Army must win and it will win!

Soldiers of the Empire, unite!”

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