Nacho Army of Club Penguin

The whole point of this post was to point out all of the laughable, contradictory, and hypocritical nonsense the DCP leaders (and the legends) spout. I hope that whoever replies to this does some major digging because your counter argument will consist of “I wrote a wall of text”, which I am already prepared for. So try a little harder if you’re going to insult me.

It is more likely than not that the sad results of my whimsy, my poor, even my simple ruminations on your erroneous Dorito-like army will garner more interest in the future void than the entirety of your grand lattice of pinholes that beam onto our masses, your blithering honeycomb of recorded posts that are lame, the insipid scripts of your snowball-wielding penguins, marching through Fjord like a cloud of gnats, which will neither forestall nor facilitate any event of consequence. You will not make up the difference in anything, save for a few misplaced electrons drowning in your own failure, DCP.

DCP undertakes the whole notion that they are “protecting” club penguin when it comes to pointing out “evil armies”, but upon further inspection it is apparent that DCP have been peddling this whole “protecting” Club Penguin agenda for quite some time now. Mustapha’s rather manifest irate attitude points towards the fact that he is an utter hypocrite who only serves his own reputation until he gets bored and decided to retire until somebody decides to take up the challenge of bringing down DCP. Right now us, the Nachos, are most certainly perforating the DCP as they attempt to take our whole nation with that little pride they have left (we all know it’s dangling from a tether due to Musta’s fungus-like ego).

DCP, you seem to hype the term “cyber bullies” whenever you write about us. My next question is: can you provide me with solid evidence that any of us have cyber bullied? I don’t think you can. Perhaps if you looked into the matter with a little more detail you would know that falsely accusing somebody of cyber bullying is a form of slander, which is also known as bullying. I am sure that you, Mustapha, Bam, Jester, or whoever makes these awful memes didn’t know this because you’re too wrapped up in your own inhospitable actions to see that you’re just full of inept wording which one is on display, looks like an 11-year-old just wrote in his English book for the first time.

Now when I was moving around the DCP’s website I saw some specific posts that caught my eye. One of them was written by a fellow named Jester who seemed to pass down this rather passive vibe. Now me, thinks he was into this whole “caps lock is a cruise control for cool” craze, decided to click his post. I was met with more memes and a spin-off 8mile rap that he reversed and changed into something that is possibly the worst attempt at being funny.

*I took the liberty of correcting what he wrote

Hey long time no see, right? Well, everyone in the 313 put your hands up! Now, while this nacho stand tough notice that this nacho does not have his hands up

Here are a few things that I thought deserved to be noted down:

1. Why would we be in the 313 when we’re on the Internet? Please respond to this because I’m curious as to what your answer is.
2. Why would anybody want to put their hands up when they’re playing Club Penguin? If anything they will be putting their flippers up.
3. Does having your hands up signify that you’re tough? Good golly.

And you have a morsel of dignity to call us “cyber bullies”?

You see, DCP. Right now I’m toying with the idea that you’re either messing around and passing it down as just a ‘light hearted joke’, or you’re actually being serious and telling somebody to kill themselves over Club Penguin. Not only are you incompetent when it comes to making decent memes, but you’re also extremely hypocritical. This is normal of your average DCP leader, though, being cranky and all. I mean when I was handed Dark Warriors leader a few months ago, Mustapha got so mad over it that he would log onto his toon accounts just to insult me directly. Sad, right? Very sad indeed.

I am sure that if you scroll through the majority of Mustapha’s posts you will see him insulting us all in one way or another. Why just the other day I saw him call us idiots, and he STILL has the guts to call us both evil and cyber bullies? Like I said earlier – falsified slander is dubbed as cyber bullying, buddy. Perhaps you harbor cold feelings over just about everybody in this community who doesn’t agree with you, or perhaps you’re just one cynical guy who hates every other army than his own.

Another thing that I would like to ask you if why you’re taking this game so seriously. And no, your reply can’t be “well you’re typing up a wall of text so you’re just taking this seriously” – because I’m honestly not. Me typing up a long wall of text which only took 10 minutes to write-up does not imply I’m taking this game remotely seriously – if anything, it shows that I’m taking an interest in asking questions, something you seem to be avoiding when put on the hot seat. I just personally think that you need to re-evaluate yourself. Because it’s clear that everything inside of your head Mustapha is spinning so fast you’re having trouble keeping up with everything – even your own “war score“, which is so blatantly inaccurate.

Ironic, right?

Above is a comment that was made on DCP’s website after Carter, a DCP leader, published a post that used poorly-scripted Ogre/Shrek memes that were so banal and tasteless my taste buds just wanted to commit suicide. As I was scrolling down and literally ignoring half of the memes I came across this comment, which is shown above. I was thinking to myself: “was this post that bad that this guy decided to quit?” – If that is true, then I honestly feel bad for DCP because they’ve just lost someone who they probably will never get back.

Now here is something I was looking forward to replying to…

* Your last sentence is pretty flawed. You put “Nothing has changed UNTIL this day” – that’s pretty amusing.

Nachos call us the “cheaters”, they multilog and they know it, but of course one of their no-life retirees comes up and makes a post trying to defend themselves. How can we possibly trust an army that has been known to make fake pictures when they’re at war with another army. Nachos are also the army who fakes chat hacks. These low moves have been made several times and yet they say we’re trying to ruin their reputation. Nacho owners, you can’t even deny this because we all know it’s true. You can say whatever you want, but I know this personally considering I was asked to impersonate an ACP owner. Nachos have also asked me to multilog in the past, and nothing has changed to this day.

Cul I honestly don’t know how you’re inclined to call  our retirees “no-lives” when you hardly come to our chat to see these “life lives”. If you actually paid any attention to our chat (which I’m sure you don’t) then you would understand that the majority of our retirees are usually acting up or just messing around on Steam (with the exception of Shadow/Puck).  You seem to be implying that just because Chrisi, a current 3ic in the Nachos, he has no life? How on earth does that even add up? That’s like me saying “well because you’ve written a paragraph trying to point out the flaws in X post, you have less of a life because you moved your hands over various keystrokes to type words!”. What I think you need to do is go and get a nice warm mug of tea and let your brain try to function properly so that you can spout something even remotely logical.

DCP seems to peddle this a lot whenever they’re at war.

Cul don’t even go there. You are trying to thrust yourself out of the deep end and into the shallow end because you know that you’re only spewing more and more nonsense from that keyboard of yours. You have this belief that we’re the ones who are multi logging, right? Isn’t it funny how the only armies who have harbored hate for us somehow try to come up with excuses like this to either taint our reputation or create some sort of public scandal that will get us into some sort of trouble with the media. I find it pretty amusing that you’re able to pinpoint how many times this has ‘occurred’, Cul. How can you be so precise on something that you don’t even have evidence of? The only proof you have is your word (is that even considered proof?), and your word is flawed.

Another thing that is worth bringing up is that you say that ‘nothing has changed to this day‘. You’re actually right there Cul, because you’re all pathological liars that need to resort to the “multi logging” card to try to persuade others into thinking we’re the bad guys here, when in fact it’s DCP.  In future Cul, please back up your claims of multi logging instead of giving people your word for it, as that will not suffice. I would actually ask for evidence, but I know you wouldn’t supply any, so I don’t see the point. Moving on..

DCP, as the prevailing army will continue to PWN anyone who decides to challenge us (that means you Nachos!)

I didn’t really expect better from anyone like Carter in the first place to be honest with you. I knew that he would post something like this, pumping up his troops into thinking that they’re some sort of offspring of the gods – well you’re not. You’re fully capable of faltering just like every other army that has fought wars in the past. And if they’re capable of falling to the ground with a loud clatter, then DCP sure as hell will. DCP seems to think that motivation consists of them telling blatant lies to their new recruits to keep them intact, pretty sad right? They like to withhold the truth so that they can scheme even more than they currently are.

DCP you know that your army dustry will amount to an illegible heap of ashen trails which no further intelligence will bother to resurrect from their origins, and your molecule-abuse will go uncelebrated, unpunished, unknown. But let’s be honest here, despite all your efforts, you’ll be paid no indemnity against the outcome of this post because your comprehension skills have been slacking recently – and that isn’t good if you ever want to get into some sort of writing career. 🙂

Oh, and here are more examples of Mustapha and him showing how stupid he truly is.

Mustapha and his hypocritical tendency on display.

Musta couldn’t comprehend the sheer amount of Nachos raiding RPF’s chat.

Note to DCP: please refrain from using memes – they make you look terrible.

-Daniel

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