Nacho Army of Club Penguin

My name is Zing King To and today, on the 13th of December 2014, my clients NACHO ARMY conquered the ACP’s Christmas Chaos run. In the Christmas Chaos, we were accused by the ACP of mulitlogging, bots and allies.

The accusations got so bad, that the Klondike Police Department had to be called. I managed to hack into the phone call. Here is the full transcript:

Dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?

Army of Club Penguin: Yeah, hi. Umm, I would like to report a theft.

Dispatcher: A theft? Yes. Okay, can you tell me what happened sir?

Army of Club Penguin: Well, I was playing Club Penguin. We were engaged in combat with the Nacho Army and they stole from us.

Dispatcher: Stole from you? What did they steal?

Army of Club Penguin: Our Christmas Chaos Victory.

Dispatcher: How did they steal this?

Army of Club Penguin: They logged onto Club Penguin with the Light Troops. They also multilogged and used bots?

Dispatcher: Are you currently facing a life or death situation, sir?

Army of Club Penguin: Yes! We’ve been on the verge of death for a long time!

Dispatcher: Okay. We can send an officer to your location. Where are you right now?

Army of Club Penguin: Klondike, Ice Rink.

Dispatcher: Klondike, sir?

Army of Club Penguin: Yes. Klondike.

Dispatcher: …and are the Nachos there with you?

Army of Club Penguin: No. They’ve gone to Fjord to max what we dream about from a UK/US division.

Dispatcher: Oh… okay. Someone is on their way.

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