Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Gliding o’er all, through all,

Through nature, time, and space,

As a ship on the waters advancing,

The voyage of the soul, not life alone-

Death, many deaths I’ll sing.

-Walt Whitman

War is never wanted. War is inevitable; a necessary evil. Today, two days after the victory over the Water Vikings, I speak to you.

War has begun! A great crusade for a bright Nacho future has been launched! The Ice Warriors shall be our adversary! I call you all to arms! The Empire’s future is at great risk.

I, Chancellor Shiver li Nachonnnia, have given the Ice Warriors multiple offers for peace. I wished to extend my hand to them in friendship! They denied my advances, proving their malicious intents. They have proven they do not sit on the same side as us.

The Holy Nachonnian Empire hereby declares a state of war between the Empire and the Ice Warriors.

They will be promptly invaded. They have resolved to oppose us as part of their Grand Alliance. We shall not bow to ACP’s alliance attacks once more.  This could have been clean! They could have avoided conflict, buy stand in our path, blocking our future! Today, I proclaim to the Ice Warriors; the entire Nacho Army stands against you! They shall answer us! Every journey begins with a single step. This is the first step. We shall fight, and we shall struggle, and in the end, the future shall be ours! All hail Nachonnia!

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