Nacho Army of Club Penguin

People of the Empire!

It is your leader, 61st Emperor of the Holy Nachonnian Empire, Shiver li Nachonnia. I post this in order to both announce the Empire’s entrance into The Resistance and delineate our rationale.

For too long have alliances held all of us down. We are unable to realize the true potential of our community due to the threat of being retaliation in the form of a salvo of invasions from an alliance war. The Army of Club Penguin is a prime example. They were forced to resort to underhanded means when they were confronted with an insurmountable challenge. Anyone with honor would have fought with chivalry. For Flipmoo and the Army of Club Penguin, that was not an option. Flipmoo cries that he made the treaty “easier” on us; there would be no need for said treaty had he played clean and not swamped us with invasions from his Japanese division when he knew we didn’t have one. Similarly, unable to confront this challenge via an honorable head-to-head war, they called upon their allies to force us into surrender. From this, we realized that one fact remains above all: war is a dirty affair and it will never change.

For this reason, we systematically amassed nonaggression pacts with any potential adversaries that would jump in to defend the Army of Club Penguin. We found this was the only way we could have another war with them, another war to settle the score. Those who watch from the sidelines may call it a stroke of genius. For those who suffered and were rused by this scheme, it was despicable. We trapped the Army of Club Penguin; no longer could they call in allies to save their land. They area akin to that kid in the class who would talk shit, get his nose broken, and run to the teacher. They tried to make up pretenses to break the treaties; to try and outsmart us. Alas, they failed.

Our campaign in The Resistance will be the war against the Army of Club Penguin. Our previously-mentioned nonaggression pacts prevent formal war with the other members of the Grand Alliance. If the war continues into dates after the expiration of said nonaggression pacts, we will contribute to those campaigns.

No longer will we stand for the Grand Alliance’s false sense of justice. Whatever they say is just, is in their opinion, just. Waterkid100 and the Light Troops may have committed acts of malice, though they are definitely not alone. The Dark Warriors have committed many misdeeds, some even more revolting. Their harboring of an IP address grabber on their site and former (and most likely current) leaders wielding tools capable of temporarily disabling a user’s paid Internet service is an act of barbarism that can only be described as sadistic. No one should fear losing access to the Internet from their actions on a virtual game. Their delusional attitude toward the game is outright pitiful, as well as their flawed logic. Treaties are concrete; there is no elastic clause. I hope you hear that, Toy, if you actually decided to give a response to that when we brought that up earlier.

The Ice Warriors have long been friends of the Nacho people, but all has changed. They now side with the enemy, and there is no changing their steadfast thinking. We did not want a war. Their refusal to sign peace with us and collaborate with our foe is what invoked our belligerent attitude toward them. They have banned me on their chat with no clear explanation. As long as we stand on the opposite side of the fence, we will be enemies. The day may or may not come when we can call each other allies again. It all depends when you realize who the better ally is; ACP, who completely abandoned the RPF and AR (and the entire WA) in their times of need, or the Nachos, who fought the Black Alliance in defense of the ACP and IW.

We will no longer stand for power alliances such as the Grand Alliance. Events such as the Bloodline Alliance’s defeat at the hands of the New Dawn Alliance and the New Regime Alliance’s uncontested, unconditional surrender to the Nations of Dominance are why our community is broken and collapsing. There can be no fear of retaliation. We exist solely for war. I will allow nothing to stand in the way of that maxim. Two can play at the alliance game, ACP.

The Holy Nachonnian Empire, in accordance with it’s allies in The Resistance, hereby declares war on the Dark Warriors, Ice Warriors, and remainder of the Grand Alliance. All members of Grand Alliance member armies are to be banished from our chat effective immediately.

All hail Nachonnia

Emperor Shiver li Nachonnia

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