Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Please note that this post contains images with strong language, if you’re against that, do not read it. [Or at least don’t read the pictures]

This post is being written hours before it is ever meant to be published, on a site that is not the Nachos. However, you will be reading this on the Nacho site, and if you are it means one thing.

Camperjohn64 and Shivertoe2 have been removed from the Nacho leadership. They are most welcome to stay in the army, but they will no longer hold their ranks of leader.

I was alerted to the imminent coup d’etat on Friday, I had already pondered the prospect of launching my own, and when the opportunity  to fix this army arose, I took it. The Nachos are currently in a broken state, no matter what the statistics on CPAC may tell you.

Under Camper and Shiver we were heading down a path of extreme jingoism, and while war is what this community is made for, involving ourselves in dangerous wars between armies that do not concern us is a hazardous practice. In terms of our ‘foreign policy’ our biggest worry was taking on wars in which there was very little chance of us winning; DW plan[ned] on attempting to destroy us as soon as they could because we were concerning ourselves with a ridiculous war between two armies which needs to simply remain isolated to said armies. Everyone needs to realise that LT and DW will fight to the bitter end, in a war that will only contain tedium for all involved.

However, naturally there are individual reasons as to why both Camper and Shiver are being removed.

Shiver’s highly inappropriate and quite frankly disgusting love of Nazism is not something that should ever be seen from a Nacho leader, whether it is a joke or not, I doubt anyone can tell, the fact that it remains omnipresent in his speech and actions on our Xat is sickening. I’m sure I do not need to post much proof of him doing this, you’ve all met him. But here’s an example in case you have not seen.

This is just one example of something that occurs frequently.

This is something that could perhaps be overlooked, even if it completely goes against the core principles of the Nachos. But Shiver was about to do something that would completely tarnish the Nacho name.

Thankfully, multilogging has never occurred in the Nachos. This picture was taken yesterday, I have made sure that no one has multilogged at any events following. But the notion that one of our leaders would ruin our name like that is despicable. It is an admittance from that leader that they do not possess the capacity to lead or compete. And no Nacho should ever condone multilogging. As Nachos you can not allow someone who would consider these actions acceptable to lead the army.

And this is not the first time that Shiver has suggested multilogging [Note: I am the one that used the strikethrough on point 3].

While no multilogging has ever occurred, the idea that a leader is willing to do it is nothing but scary. They can not be allowed to continue to lead. It’s fraudulent, it hurts the integrity of the army.

Shiver had to be stopped before he tore the heart out of this army.

Shiver has been fired from this army and has failed to learn his lesson many times. It’s a waste of your potential, Shiv.

Edit; This phrase was uttered as we reset the chat;

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Camper has been removed largely due to his inappropriate actions and questionable ability to lead the Nachos as cohesive organisation. His inappropriate actions range from frequently posting porn on chat, just this day he posted Hentai porn [See Puckley for the proof], to allegedly keeping a photobucket account of pictures of girls from the Nachos. There are also many instances of abuse, which relates to his questionable ability to lead the Nachos- events have been a shambles.

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A Message to the Troops

Please, no matter if you agree with our revolution or not, support it. Despite Shiver and Camper being more than welcome to stay in the Nachos, it would not surprise me if they launch their own rebellion. Please, if you wish for the Nachos to be the strongest they possibly can be support our revolution, there is little that Shiver and Camper can do to take their leader positions back.

Anyone who does not support this is simply harming the Nachos as an army.

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The finer details of the changes we are making will come shortly, however, the very basics is that I and Darkman5 shall become leaders. There is talk of adding a 4th leader too.

While I recognise that I have been inactive lately, I promise to increase my activity, and if I fail, I promise you that I will step down, you have my word.

[Don’t worry Zing, you’re still UK Leader even if I’m leader.]

We seek to end the stagnation that has attached itself to the Nachos. With your support we will regain our status as the biggest army in Club Penguin.

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On a side note, I decided to name us after the Jacobin Club of the French Revolution, a group opposed to the same strain of ideologies that Shiver supports, it’s a bit of irony. [Of course the Jacobins went on to start the Terror, like cutting off a lot of heads- yeahhhh, we won’t do that.]

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Viva Los Nachos!

Thank you.

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