Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola Nachos,

The other night the Doritos called me along with the other leaders to a meeting to discuss ending our current war. They proposed that they were done with the war and that they no longer wished to continue the fight. While they did not want to surrender, they did desire an armistice; they just wanted peace, nothing more. Seeing as the war was something we never wanted to begin with nor cared for considering it was one the most boring and pointless wars I’ve ever experienced, we accepted such an offer.

However, on this date, the Doritos now claim victory over us. They claim that we were defeated and that their despicable army has never lost a war since their very own creation.

We will not settle for this, Nachos, nor let the Doritos make such a claim as they lie point blank to us as well as their very own soldiers. We didn’t give a damn about that army previously, but now they have given us a reason to fight.

Those bastards won’t live to tell another lie because we’re out for blood.

War preparation begins immediately.

~Puckley

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