Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Edit: So I read the DCP response post and summed it up to “Nachos are stupid because they are stupid. Why are you guys so gullible? Lol, you’re stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.” Tbh I expected it, but either way, the main responses were “Why would they tell a 2ic to multi?” I don’t know, why wouldn’t musta tell one of his most trusted troops whom could lead the army in his absence to multi-log? If he wasn’t aound to multi for DCP, someone has to do it! I’m glad West convinced DCP that he was joking, or else he’d be out of a job right now, lol. For the “past/present” argument, yes I agree DCP did indeed have the #1 spot for awhile, but that was before everyone came to the agreement based on proof that DCP also bots 100% more than any other army. Something I noticed too is none of the nulls in DCP chat register their accounts or buy xats/days, nor do they buy memberships on CP, nor do they have wp accounts to comment with before the report was posted. Hmm……
For the final part of their post, it can be summed up as “We are the best. We are so good. Ah yeah P57167489091 just suck a little harder baby, we are the greatest army ever known. The media is so evil, just don’t believe any of it. Matter of fact just type ‘Family Forever’ in the chat-nevermind, I’ll do it for you, like I always have done. You’re my little null, don’t you ever forget it.”

Hola Community, Aka here.

I am back once again to enlighten everyone on multi-logging, nulls, angry teens, and crushed Dorito dreams.

Since the past few days have been full of beautiful anti-DCP sentiment, I figured it is my turn to add my fuel to the fire and turn this bonfire into a funeral pyre.

As I have done in previous posts, this will have a table of contents in case you want to skip around.

1. A Summary of the Past Few Days – The Community Stands Together (for once)
2. Episode 5: The Nulls Strike Back – Teenage Angst, Bad Break-ups, and “Irrefutable Proof”
3. Inside The Mind of A DCP Recruit (Interlude/Short Story)
4. Epilogue

1. A Summary of the Past Few Days – The Community Stands Together

Now, as I am sure everybody and their mother is aware that a certain special report was posted a couple days back, explaining why on the most recent CPAC Top 10 that DCP, the “pillar of the community” received -10 points and put them in second place. This allowed Ice Warriors to obtain the #1 spot that DCP has coveted for so long and used as a club to hit armies smaller than them down and to claim that they are the strongest army in Club Penguin, even despite the fact that nearly every army that makes it to the Top Ten having an extremely good chance of getting that position. Neither here nor there, the report was posted, gong into extensive detail proving how DCP multi-logs on CP to achieve large numbers in events, with multiple pictures+a video posted showcasing each Dorito event over a period of 5 days that shows multiple non-member accounts with no stamps attending each of these events whom attend the DCP chat yet never say anything or talk back to their leaders or cause mischief or want to help lead in these events (like nearly 100% of recruits do in every army, with that number getting even closer to 100% the newer the recruit is). Even better is that these recruits were never added to the ranks of the army. Ranks and promotions are one of the features this community offers to keep people interested in that particular army, and the chance that one day that recruit will lead the army. Apparently, however, DCP recruits never wanted any of that, and don’t complain when the leaders “forgot” to add them to the ranks, and continue on each day wanting nothing more than to show up to events, being silent, and vanishing without a trace once the events are over.

“Okay Aka, people fake pictures all the time!” you may be saying, “All these pictures, each one of them, is fake and proves nothing! It’s not like former DCP members and leaders admitted to being told to multi-lo-”

“Okay, that’s just one legend! That proves nothing even though he was a trusted member of the DCP!”

Alright, so two former leaders come out (one removed recently), and say that DCP multi-logs, on top of the pictures showing upwards of 25 non-member accounts whom have no background other than being a unranked recruit in DCP (some being apart of the army for 6 months+[!!!!] without being ranked) appearing on xat only for the event and then leaving once it is over. That’s a lot of explaining to do for Doritos, but wait, there’s more!

So, after seeing all of these pieces coming together that show DCP with certainty multi-logs, how does the “family” respond?

2. Episode 5: The Nulls Strike Back – Teenage Angst, Bad Break-ups, and “Irrefutable Proof”

The immediate reaction by DCP was both comical and depressing at the same time:

These are just a few screenshots of around 200 comments within the Special Report alone. The Dorito site has no shortage of vitriol directed toward every person involved in any part of the report, which was to be expected considering the entire DCP image that they put off to the public is kids trying to be as edgy as possible.

The collective response of the few people whom are actually in DCP is the following:

• The multi-logs are either actual people, or they are “planted” by people who want to detract from DCP (because for every event outside of my own army I also am sure to attend DCP’s events and multi-log on purpose to make them look bad while they add my null to the chat, right?). However, if they were actual people, they would have been added to the ranks, they would be doing something outside of DCP or they would stick around in chat, etc. etc.
• The reason that the recruits weren’t add to the ranks was because “every army has people they haven’t added to the ranks” and “the leaders forgot”, which is surprisingly true. The recruits/nulls never asked to be on the ranks because they were never going to be anything more than a multi-log anyway, so they never needed to be added and the leaders “forgot to add them” because they never thought a group of people this large would call them out on multi-logging.
• All those former leaders and members whom admitted to the world that DCP, the army that they were apart of (in Cul’s case, 5 years) are rejects or banished members whom tell nothing but lies and everything that they say has to be a lie unless there is some “irrefutable proof” which has to come from Musta’s mouth that DCP multi-logs. Which is the biggest way to bullshit your way out of all the proof that was shown. Remember kids, for Musta and active DCP members its “innocent until proven guilty”, but for former DCP members, Change, and former DCP leaders/legends, its “guilty until proven innocent.” Their words and them saying all the same story isn’t good enough proof apparently.

All of these facts have to align for DCP to stay afloat in this ocean of proof, and that any one of these things being true will make the army collapse on itself. So, for DCP, the only course of action they have is to fight their angsty little hearts out and go after the people calling them out. I decided to do that before I made this post, and the results speak for themselves. This is one comment chain, in order:

So this is a lot to take in for many people, especially those on the outside looking in to this topic. The fact that an army will so fervently defend these lies almost makes it believable, that everyone in the world is out to get DCP, that they are the only ones in the right here, but the hardest person to interrogate is the one who thinks he is telling the truth. Lets take a minute or two to just fully bring ourselves into the mind of a DCP recruit, to just put everything into perspective here for a second.

3. Inside the Mind of a DCP Recruit (Interlude)

“I am just beyond angry right now. How can anyone just assume I am another null! I have been to every DCP meeting, parade, streaking, and battle since 2010! I’ve never been added to the ranks, but I forgive Musta, Marina, and the others because I’ve never wanted anything more than to just help DCP as the most lowly of maggots in the pile! I’m the best maggot there is! I eat the shit they feed me every day, saying news organizations are evil, that DCP is the greatest army to ever exist, after all what other army can always have 40+ on CP while others struggle to maintain 30! It can’t be because we’re multi-accounts, because I have tons of friends like DC P1931455, Goldshq, xmustapha102, Mustapha10x, NotAMulti221, and APPLE6683! Most of my friends have never said a word to me in chat, on CP, or in any other way possible, but they are all real! I PROMISE THEY ARE!!! Hold on, I need to make a wordpress account today just to prove how real I am and let everyone know! Just give me one se-” xmustapha102 has logged off. Since Abhisha is under his IP address, he is cut off and logged out as well, along with 10 others.

4. Epilogue

In conclusion to everything posted here, on the Special Report, and in the comments (which I advise everyone go check considering there are many things I didn’t cover due to the sheer scale), there is beyond a reasonable doubt that DCP multi-logs. When people go to their site and call them out, they edit the comments posted to only include pro-DCP sentiment, and edit any negative opinions into something to be made a mockery of (check the “Zakster” post which I linked earlier for an example).

I just find it funny with an army that claims sizes upwards of 40+ every event that the comments section on their site is so quiet, with many posts not receiving a single comment. You’d think that with such high numbers that there would be more discussion, that their chat would be more lively, that more people would rush to their aid on the CPAC post, and any allies that they have (barring a certain army that is a laughable excuse of its former self and is run by DCP leaders) would fiercely condemn this proof that they multi-log, but it looks like everyone but DCP is in agreement here.Some say the punishment should be harsher, some say that this won’t change anything, and some say we should just remove DCP from the Top 10 altogether. Maybe CPAC overstepped its boundaries, but the only thing CPAC did was take into account all of the proof given to them, deducted 10 points from Doritos, and then explain why they did it. This was more of a community effort of everyone coming together against the DCP, and CPAC was the vector used to punish them. Hopefully Commando will come out of his hiatus soon, so we can have a meeting and decide if further action is necessary and to set a precedent that we will not allow multi-loggers and bots to take over our community.

Carry on,

-Aka

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